As we all know, Star Wars: The Old Republic is coming out soon. Many are calling it "WoW with lightsabers."
So, in a friendly and competitive spirit - why not give everyone just that - WoW with lightsabers!
Of course you couldn't use the term "lightsaber" but playing off of the tech-minded Gnomes and Goblins, I could see the "Gnomish Death Stick" and "Goblin Energy Fuse" or something.
Heck, you already have the art more or less done with Teebu's Blazing Longsword! http://www.wowhead.com/item=1728/teebus-blazing-longsword
Blue for Alliance, Red for Horde.
Everyone gets one in their mailbox on the day TOR releases.
Make it happen!