Hellscreams First Annual "Poetry Slam"

85 Gnome Priest
3230
In honor of Anger's transfer from Zangarmarsh back to Hellscream, we have decided to hold a poetry slam open to everyone on the server.

All poems should be Firelands themed. Can include elements from dailies, scenery, but should be about your guilds strugle to defeat Deathwing and his band of crazy misfits.


If you include references to our illustrious guild leader PaladinJesus's title "Firelord" your entry will gain an additional 10 points towards judging.

Including a flower as the attachment to the poem will also gain you an additional 10 points.


In the title of the message please includd the line" POETRY SLAM (Character)

Please make this character your "main" as all entries from obvious alts will be discarded. One entry per person please.


DO NOT SEND GOLD AS YOUR MAIL WILL BE RETURNED AND YOUR ENTRY DISCARDED. BRIBES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.



Prizes will be awarded as below:

First Prize: Your poem will be presented to the realm complete with an origional mspaint artwork by Kite who will draw inspiration from your poem.

Additionally you or your lvl 85 alt will be taken on various dungeon runs for gear and points, and members of your party will be legendary players up to an including:

PaladinJesus
Nalvar
Shaggy
Zance
Kite


Second Prize: 100g. You will also be entered into a drawing to throw a bannana cream pie at Zance at some point during blizzcon.


Third Prize: 50g and Kite will follow you around Stormwind singing your praises in /say. Horde characters also have this option as well but in Orgrimmar or any capitol city of your choosing.



Please send all entries to Shyner as CLEARLY IT is our lead judge.



Let out your creative side Hellscream!



Additionally we are recruiting! Ranged DPS prefered, hunters over mages.

http://www.angerguild.com

THANK YOU LIFE BIND FOR NOT BEING A JERK AND RICK ROLLING OUR WEBSITE
Edited by Kited on 10/15/2011 9:02 PM PDT
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85 Human Paladin
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I love you Kite.
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85 Night Elf Druid
6940
I feel so honored.

Lotuses are my favorite flower btw
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90 Pandaren Shaman
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If you include references to our illustrious guild leader PaladinJesus's title "Firelord" your entry will gain an additional 10 points towards judging.



I would say something witty but i don't think it is worth it in this situation.
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86 Draenei Priest
7705
For Anger,

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
get out of here,
no one likes you. <3

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li2stwda2T1qzcrfeo1_400.gif
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17 Human Priest
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Did Spite and Malice let you in since you don't kick ROS on your rogue anymore?

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt0x8mVGxo1r220r0o1_500.gif
Edited by Lifegripfail on 10/15/2011 9:51 PM PDT
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86 Draenei Priest
7705
<Assuming I'm bad like Xandrine.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c58/dhaddad1/27ybswk.gif

Cool alt, bro.
Edited by Snêakums on 10/15/2011 10:19 PM PDT
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17 Human Priest
90
My alt has more talent than your priest Travis
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86 Draenei Priest
7705
http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww162/girlgroovy3/tumblr_lda0pvw1lR1qd22c5.gif ?
:3
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17 Human Priest
90
Did you come out of the closet irl yet? LOL
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85 Gnome Priest
3230
Hey. Why don't you two get a room and just hug it out. Literally! Just walk up to each other softly, open your arms and be like COME HERE YOU BIG HUNK OF MAN YOU, GIVE ME A HUG.

You'll find that hugs are like emotional bursts of chocolate brainpower and they overcome all that negativity. Soon, you two will be inviting the other out to Dave and Busters for skee ball nights. Beer will flow, and life will be good.


In short, stop flooding my forum thread which is totally legit and not some prank on Shyner because she won't tell me why her vent title is Pterodactyl with your obvious fake hatred of each other.
Edited by Kited on 10/15/2011 11:41 PM PDT
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86 Human Rogue
3220
Trying so hard... to resist...
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85 Tauren Druid
9200
haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
refrigerator
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85 Human Priest
7890
wut
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85 Orc Shaman
3505
Can I write a poem about my broken heart?
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85 Draenei Paladin
9670
I'm honored to be a part of the First Prize AND the Second Prize!
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56 Gnome Mage
2885
Hellscream realm, Stormwind city

Everything's so nice and pretty

All the toons look the same

Don't they know they're so damn lame


There they goes, T6 suit,

Ruthless pants, fireland boots


I just don't know what I'm gonna do

I don't know what I'm gonna do

Maybe I'll have to move from....


Hellscream realm, Stormwind city

Everything's so nice and pretty

And All the schmucks look the same

But don't they know they're so damn lame

T6 suit, Heroic pants

pink boots, fiorucci too

Hellscream realm, Stormwind city!
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85 Night Elf Druid
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you win by default on the account you were the only person to actually write a poem. congrats on 1st place
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56 Gnome Mage
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10/28/2011 10:15 AMPosted by Shynerlol
you win by default on the account you were the only person to actually write a poem. congrats on 1st place


Well you can keep all the other frills and pomp, just set me up with the gold in my mail.
Yeah and another thing.. A Personal congratz from Kite stating that "I won"

....if he has the courage
Edited by Filten on 10/28/2011 11:36 PM PDT
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85 Gnome Priest
3230
How about you send me an in game mail with your main's ID and I'll send you the post Blizzcon prize and congratulatory email personally?
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