"BORDAAAAAAK"

85 Orc Death Knight
3915
There used to be a street named after Bordak, but it was changed because nobody crosses Bordak and lives.
Edited by Intervention on 10/29/2011 10:42 PM PDT
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90 Pandaren Shaman
13335
bordak once walked down the street with a massive erection. there were no survivors.
Edited by Riketycrikit on 10/29/2011 10:41 PM PDT
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85 Orc Death Knight
3915
Bordak does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Bordak goes killing.
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100 Troll Shaman
13925
Bordak doesnt ride the bus to work the bus rides him!
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
10990
Only Bordak can prevent forest fires
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85 Orc Death Knight
3915
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Bordak.
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100 Troll Shaman
13925
Bordak once sneezed...And New Orleans drowned.
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90 Pandaren Shaman
13335
bordak once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. he then drank three kegs and shat on their floor, just because he's bordak.
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85 Orc Death Knight
3915
Bordak once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
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100 Troll Shaman
13925
Bordak only took a !@#$ once...Now we have africa!
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85 Orc Death Knight
3915
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for !@#$%^-*!ing in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for @#$%^-*!@ing in public.
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100 Troll Shaman
13925
When bordak gets a erection a solar eclipse occurs
Edited by Nutsàk on 10/29/2011 10:53 PM PDT
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85 Orc Death Knight
3915
If Bordak is late, time better slow the !@#$ down
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100 Troll Shaman
13925
Bordak has the power to stop the gms from banning my account entirely after all these racist and sterotypical comments of mine.
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bordak has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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100 Troll Shaman
13925
HAI MAMMA I LOVE U
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85 Orc Death Knight
3915
Bordak donated once donated to a !@#$% bank........Now we have Nutsàk.
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100 Troll Shaman
13925
Bordak drinks the blood of gods and pisses pure gold
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85 Orc Warrior
0
I'm an atheist. That means I don't believe that Bordak exists.
Edited by Chrisgoding on 10/29/2011 11:01 PM PDT
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When bordak rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Edited by Gewchie on 10/29/2011 11:03 PM PDT
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