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85 Human Rogue
3375
Hi there, I enjoy long walks on the beach and reading a good book. You know, just a normal ol' country folk. My favorite late night snack is by far a can of 3-4 month old Sour Cream & Onion Pringles that I found under my desk. I like to lay naked in the snow, until I have no feeling in any of my limbs. I burn my hair off with matches, because it's a lot cheaper than getting a haircut. I sometimes try to put legos in my nose, not the big ones, just the smallest ones. Sometimes I try to put lego people heads in my ears as well. But I mean, who doesn't! I have -3 toes. Seriously. My toes are so non-existent that it actually takes parts of my foot away. I make up for it though with my astounding ability to mimic the mating call of any African insect.
Anyways, if you're interested, give me a whisper in game. We could hit it off big time.
Noxxy
Edited by Noxxy on 10/19/2011 8:53 PM PDT
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90 Human Warrior
10420
i would hit it. i am 28 and from a rich jewish family, i have little hair left due to my balding family trait and i have a nose so big i have to drink with a straw but i can use my nose as a !@#$%. i make whale noises often due to my cancerous trachea but sometimes you can dance to it if you think of the right beat to put it to.
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85 Human Mage
3755
ROFLMAO
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90 Tauren Druid
4995
Hi there, I enjoy long walks on the beach and reading a good book. You know, just a normal ol' country folk. My favorite late night snack is by far a can of 3-4 month old Sour Cream & Onion Pringles that I found under my desk. I like to lay naked in the snow, until I have no feeling in any of my limbs. I burn my hair off with matches, because it's a lot cheaper than getting a haircut. I sometimes try to put legos in my nose, not the big ones, just the smallest ones. Sometimes I try to put lego people heads in my ears as well. But I mean, who doesn't! I have -3 toes. Seriously. My toes are so non-existent that it actually takes parts of my foot away. I make up for it though with my astounding ability to mimic the mating call of any African insect.
Anyways, if you're interested, give me a whisper in game. We could hit it off big time.
Noxxy

Hell id still hit it
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85 Gnome Death Knight
2395
10/22/2011 09:24 PMPosted by Sathrago
Hell id still hit it


with a brick.


Truck.
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85 Blood Elf Paladin
3195
cute, joey.
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