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My name is Cayreth Aramah, one of the sons of the High Tinker Gelbin Mekkatorque. I am writing to you with terrible news. My father has recently fallen ill and I'm afraid that he does have much time left in Azeroth. As a part of my inheritance, my father left me Dirty Rotten Gloves , which currently reside in one of the Ironforge Bank vaults. To help collect the gloves, my lawyer has advised me to transfer them to Stormwind and I need the help of a foreigner to do so. You have been recommended as a very trustworthy individual and I hope that you will help me at this time of need. In return for your help, I am offering you the opportunity to wear these gloves every Sunday! That is nearly 15% access to my inheritance!
For starters, I will need you to send me a photocopy of all your Stormwind identification documents and the current Stormwind address, to which I will send further correspondence. Additionally, to help set up a freight service, I will need you to cover a fee of 10000g. I hope that you can see that this is a very small sum compared to the reward you will be getting very soon. You can wire the gold directly to the freight service account. The account number is IRNFRGCAY500.
Please maintain the discreetness of this transaction as I do not want my brothers and sisters to know that I am transferring Dirty Rotten Gloves out of Ironforge.
Thank you in advance and I look forward to hearing from you soon.
<Ironforgian 419 Crew>
I wasn't sure if it was possible to facepalm through to the back of one's skull, but after reading this, I ordered my imp to do it anyway.
Edited by Virina on 11/14/2011 6:55 PM PST
Have you met my good friend Virina? The craziest girls on the block...
:: Look's over Oolaki's fine, fine shield and punts Cay over the forge::
No one, and I mean NO ONE, talks of the <Crew> But to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for the <Crew>. You never knew. That was it's power.
"Didn't buy it"?? Wait... are you trying to tell me there are shady characters out there trying to scam us out of our gold?
Well, !@#$, maybe sending that 25k gold to Darnassus for a mail-in Tall... er.. altar boy was a mistake after all. Hmm.... That would explain the long "shipping time".
In reference to the bow, if you have not done the "stocking the shelves" quest...it shares the same model...
Yeah, that's the problem, the character/person who needs the bow has done the quest. :/
Still searching. I might have to find some 80 raids and tag along, because Heroics aren't dropping the bow; they're only dropping level 77-79 weapons.
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