AoS rap.

1 Goblin Warrior
0
Altar of storms, worst in progression
Valence gets server firsts, dominion gets clinical depression
Ragnaros, sinestra, nefarian, al’akair
They run over these raids like cars and deer
Firelord Telestias got a big orange staff
Struts around orgrimmar, he cant help but laugh
Top in gear, top in progession
He treats this game like its his profession
Bloodsail Admiral Bloodsail, king of the fleet
He down’s content, all you do is sit in trade and beat your meat
Making fun of his gear, but not his feats
Swear to god, He doesn’t use cheats
Fearmytotems, restoshaman the best
!@#$ with him, he'll %^-* on your chest
Marrymaker Astaced, under his bridge
Trolls so hard, hes soarin in M.I.G.s
Edhristwo, the Magic Seeker
Rapes PvE and PvP, more legit than an intercom speaker
Childish, acting like his name
We wonder why he even bought this game
Terrible at his class, Lacking in content downed
Resorted to pvp, yet his body’s never off the ground
This game is my life, call me a nerd
He still gets %*%%#@%*!, in your dictionary that’s unheard
Telestia's 19 years old, better than you
He treats this rap like an analytical review
5 faction changes, 3 character remakes
Hes over your head, more flow than the great lakes
The pugs on this server, no idea what to do
Roll an arcane mage, 2 buttons, instant pew-pew
Childish, get out of trade chat, youre all we see
Raging on players you wish you could be
Spyrox, oh how could I forget
Buying your account, yet countlessly denying it
This rap is food for thought and none the less
Remember kids, Telestia will always be the best
Edited by Diminished on 11/12/2011 7:09 PM PST
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85 Blood Elf Mage
13700
I promise you , i did not have anything to do with this
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85 Draenei Mage
9060
You had better lock your door at night Telestia, I think this guy wants to impregnate you.
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85 Blood Elf Priest
12955
11/12/2011 02:51 AMPosted by Phosphori
You had better lock your door at night Telestia, I think this guy wants to impregnate you.


You assume he doesn't want that.
Edited by Cylina on 11/12/2011 7:53 AM PST
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70 Undead Mage
9005
HAI
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85 Undead Rogue
2875
Childish, get out of trade chat, youre all we see
Raging on players you wish you could be


Haters gunna hate.
I'll sell your whole guild a 1550 carry real cheap, yo. Ask telestia.
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85 Orc Warrior
MVP
6030
I wish I had as many fans as Childish. :(
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85 Goblin Shaman
5085
HEAR THAT GUYS?!
I SOAR MIGS.
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70 Undead Mage
9005
What about numbfrost the loveable 70 raid invite spammer /cry
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85 Goblin Shaman
5085
11/16/2011 03:10 PMPosted by Numbfrost
What about numbfrost the loveable 70 raid invite spammer /cry

NO
YOU GET NOTHING.
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70 Undead Mage
9005
11/16/2011 06:22 PMPosted by Astaced
What about numbfrost the loveable 70 raid invite spammer /cry

NO
YOU GET NOTHING.


^.^ mad cuz i got thunderfury brah?
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85 Goblin Shaman
5085
11/17/2011 03:11 PMPosted by Numbfrost

NO
YOU GET NOTHING.


^.^ mad cuz i got thunderfury brah?


You mad because having Thunderfury doesn't matter anymore because it does nothing to benefit anyone past level 60. You can't even transmog to it in 4.3.
Sit down.
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85 Troll Druid
2585
You guys are raising Astaced's blood pressure
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90 Orc Death Knight
10085
I wonder who in their right mind would post such a rap. What a terrible thing to do.
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85 Tauren Priest
6100
i remember when MiGs were underground.
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4 Orc Warlock
0
11/20/2011 03:39 PMPosted by Isoarmigs
i remember when MiGs were underground.

Hipster !@#$%^.
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90 Undead Rogue
7640
11/11/2011 09:12 PMPosted by Diminished
Spyrox, oh how could I forget



R O F L
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90 Orc Warlock
11250
rofl rofl maybe i should get drunk and make a rap and post a link to youtube for you guys of me doing it.
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