World of Warcraft™

Altar of storms, worst in progression
Valence gets server firsts, dominion gets clinical depression
Ragnaros, sinestra, nefarian, al’akair
They run over these raids like cars and deer
Firelord Telestias got a big orange staff
Struts around orgrimmar, he cant help but laugh
Top in gear, top in progession
He treats this game like its his profession
Bloodsail Admiral Bloodsail, king of the fleet
He down’s content, all you do is sit in trade and beat your meat
Making fun of his gear, but not his feats
Swear to god, He doesn’t use cheats
Fearmytotems, restoshaman the best
!@#$ with him, he'll %^-* on your chest
Marrymaker Astaced, under his bridge
Trolls so hard, hes soarin in M.I.G.s
Edhristwo, the Magic Seeker
Rapes PvE and PvP, more legit than an intercom speaker
Childish, acting like his name
We wonder why he even bought this game
Terrible at his class, Lacking in content downed
Resorted to pvp, yet his body’s never off the ground
This game is my life, call me a nerd
He still gets %*%%#@%*!, in your dictionary that’s unheard
Telestia's 19 years old, better than you
He treats this rap like an analytical review
5 faction changes, 3 character remakes
Hes over your head, more flow than the great lakes
The pugs on this server, no idea what to do
Roll an arcane mage, 2 buttons, instant pew-pew
Childish, get out of trade chat, youre all we see
Raging on players you wish you could be
Spyrox, oh how could I forget
Buying your account, yet countlessly denying it
This rap is food for thought and none the less
Remember kids, Telestia will always be the best

I promise you , i did not have anything to do with this

You had better lock your door at night Telestia, I think this guy wants to impregnate you.

11/12/2011 02:51 AMPosted by Phosphori

You had better lock your door at night Telestia, I think this guy wants to impregnate you.

You assume he doesn't want that.

HAI

Childish, get out of trade chat, youre all we see
Raging on players you wish you could be

Haters gunna hate.
I'll sell your whole guild a 1550 carry real cheap, yo. Ask telestia.

I wish I had as many fans as Childish. :(

HEAR THAT GUYS?!
I SOAR MIGS.

What about numbfrost the loveable 70 raid invite spammer /cry

11/16/2011 03:10 PMPosted by Numbfrost

What about numbfrost the loveable 70 raid invite spammer /cry

NO
YOU GET NOTHING.

11/16/2011 06:22 PMPosted by Astaced

What about numbfrost the loveable 70 raid invite spammer /cry

NO
YOU GET NOTHING.

^.^ mad cuz i got thunderfury brah?

11/17/2011 03:11 PMPosted by Numbfrost

NO
YOU GET NOTHING.

^.^ mad cuz i got thunderfury brah?

You mad because having Thunderfury doesn't matter anymore because it does nothing to benefit anyone past level 60. You can't even transmog to it in 4.3.
Sit down.

You guys are raising Astaced's blood pressure

I wonder who in their right mind would post such a rap. What a terrible thing to do.

i remember when MiGs were underground.

11/20/2011 03:39 PMPosted by Isoarmigs

i remember when MiGs were underground.

Hipster !@#$%^.

11/11/2011 09:12 PMPosted by Diminished

Spyrox, oh how could I forget

R O F L

Childish, get out of trade chat, youre all we see
Raging on players you wish you could be

Haters gunna hate.
I'll sell your whole guild a 1550 carry real cheap, yo. Ask telestia.

U iz bad shhh

rofl rofl maybe i should get drunk and make a rap and post a link to youtube for you guys of me doing it.