This is a Haiku Thread.

90 Orc Warlock
12945
Rules for making haikus is the first line is 5 syllables long , followed by 7 , then the last line which is 5 again. Enjoy.

Hi this IS Rotlung
As many of you remember
Back in TBC.

I am bored at work
So I am writing Haiku's
Go ahead, Join in.

LFR is fun
Though i dont win any rolls
Fun to see content.

Got to do some raids
Tonight with Unholy Aura
It has been a while.

Might try Affliction
I beleive I have the haste
Might need some more yet.

Hello to old friends
Haiku lovers and other
Please enjoy your stay.

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90 Orc Warlock
12945
Raging at bad tanks
The do not know how to taunt
And... we wiped again.

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90 Night Elf Druid
12920
I have ADD
I remember the rotlung
oo a butterfly


You are a horde scum
I want to sit on my bum
and play wow for fun


just slapping the bass (the fish)
while whipping lfr's !@#
doing it so fast


I love the empire
i know it also loves me
Sage is a traitor
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90 Night Elf Druid
9295
My arms hurt a lot
Maybe if I quit my job
I'm not a traitor

~Sage
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90 Night Elf Druid
12920
Possibly a spy
Your great work for the empire
Transcends all factions

For this we give thanks
for you have safely returned
and brought horde secrets

He ran from the beasts
He ate some of the best feasts
He returned super-leet

His name will be sage
I just had to be certain
He was the real sage

Thank you for reading
This goes down in history
Win for the Empire

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90 Night Elf Druid
12920
I need a hero
holding out for a hero
till the end of night

Hes gotta be strong
and yes hes gotta be fast
and fresh from the fight

i need a hero
holding out for a hero
till the morning light

hes gotta be sure
gotta be soon gotta be
much larger than life

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90 Orc Warlock
12945
Got You addicted
Told you that this can be fun
Just keep them coming.

Killed that bad Dragon
After three hours of attempts
Deathwing is no more.

Lost all my Transmoggs
When I server transferred back
It makes me sad face

Time to farm old raids
As you see my current set
I want off tier Preist.
Edited by Rotlung on 12/16/2011 9:32 PM PST
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90 Night Elf Druid
12920
Deleted my post
the devs doing some hard work
Killing RPers

Our mission will live
only through awesome haiku
to save the empire


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90 Orc Warlock
12945
Dying with laughter
While reading those haikus Grz
Stop trolling RP.

Anyone like farming?
I dont mind it with music
Time just flys by fast.

Did some old school raids
Got some more achievement points.
And alot of gold.
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90 Night Elf Druid
12920
Congrats on your points
And of course having more gold
We are so lonely

That is not a shot
at either of our real lives
But for the RP!

Is there no one else
Who wishes to play with us
And have a good time

I feel very bad
I have been talking to orcs
My clan will hate me

Sorry alliance
I have betrayed you again
He had lied to me


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90 Orc Warlock
12945
Who had lied to you.
I also have ADD
Ooo look a shiny.

Gluteous came back.
Got lost in Org many times
Dying with laughter.

Heroic raids tonight
I hope that we do well there
And everyone else.
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90 Orc Warlock
12945
Back at work again
After a progresion raid
Just doing my job.

I hope you see this.
Those who have posted before
Make some more Haikus.

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90 Night Elf Druid
12920
I need somebody
oh not just anybody
I need some of you

I have something great
It remains frozen away
Until I eat it

I just heat it up
It is gooey and yummy
with cream cheese icing

Who wishes to guess?
What I possess this moment
That will be gone soon.

It is so easy
If you know anything at all
About yummy food

I will answer Qs
In the form of a haiku
of my awesome food
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90 Night Elf Druid
12920
Ready for my show
Xfactor Final Tonight
Go go Chris Rene
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90 Orc Warlock
12945
Happy Holidays
I wish you Merry Christmas
And Happy New Year

The red nosed reindeer
Had a really shiny nose
Would say that it glows.

Visit family
Converse with all your loved ones
Drive responsibly.
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90 Night Elf Druid
9295
Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage
Sage Sage Rotlung Grz Sage Sage
Sage Loves You All Lots

~Sage
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90 Night Elf Druid
9295
Damn! what a nice pull
I got tons of Christmas gifts
Hope you all did too

~Sage
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Oh, not this again.
If only Rotlung had come,
over to my side.

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90 Orc Warlock
12945
Thats not Zaph...Is it
What is this side you speak of
Of course I am here.
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'Tis me, yes, of course.
The side of which I do speak
was in my guild, sir.
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