My fellow citizens of Andorhal, it is with the utmost sense of obligation, duty, and urgency that I come before you today... to announce my candidacy for the presidency of our fine server, Andorhal.
Make no mistake, times are tough. You don't have to be a politician to see things are bad out there. The auction houses are all but dead, world PvP is at an all time low, and gold sellers walk amongst us unfettered.
Yesssss, for many years now our great server has been in decline. For many years now the faction imbalance has threatened to rip us asunder. For many years now, PvP queue times have caused our valiant service men and women, to rot inside their rusting and outdated armor. And for many years now greed and gluttony has caused the elite guilds of our server, to grow fat on the spoils of our best and brightest.
Yes my friends, it is with a heavy heart that I stand before you today, and lay bare the many inadequacies of this server. And I would be lying to you if I said I was willing to live within the constructs of - and tolerate a moment longer - this broken system. And I would sooner be damned than sit back and watch the Malatovs and Rallys of this server take the oath of office, only to drag our fine people through the muck and stagnation of party politics for another four years.
You know, it has been a long time since this server had someone to look to, someone with values; a long time since the people of this server had a rock to stand on. My brothers and sisters, I will be that rock. I am as steadfast and unwavering as I have been for my entire life - all of which has been spent right here, on the Alliance side of the Andorhal server. That is RIGHT, my friends - how many of my esteemed opponents can say with a straight face that have remained faithful to this faction and this server, since the days of vanilla WoW. None, save for me.
But friends, this can't be another election where we settle for the lesser of two evils. It's time we make a change. It's time we vote for neither of the two evils, and we vote for hope. Have the audacity to hope... have the audacity to dream... have the courage to make the right decision.
Vote Jessmaster for Andorhal President.