An Ode to Our Lord Dustywood

85 Blood Elf Warrior
1310
O DUSTYWOOD DUSTYWOOD
SAVED US ALL WHEN NO ONE COULD
HE'S SO HANDSOME AND SO BRAVE
NEVER SHUNS A KNAVE
OUR LORD, OUR SAVIOR
ALWAYS PERFECT IN HIS BEHAVIOR

DESTROYER OF GOD MODE
SPARYING HIS LOAD
ALL OVER THEIR CORPSES
I LOVE HORSES

I need more help with this i want it to be several pages long. Share your love of our perfect President.
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85 Undead Priest
9820
Hmmm...

How about...

WHY IS THIS STUPID !@#$ EMERGING?
COZ FEINSTEIN'S A LONER VIRGIN

It could be the hook.
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85 Blood Elf Warrior
1310
How bout instead of emerging it should be written and said as "emergin" it rhymes better with virgin
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85 Orc Warrior
5830
feinstein does have a point it does rhyme better
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85 Undead Priest
9820
You mean " emergin' ".

I think majority of people would realise that it's kinda what I meant, like rhyming kodak with kodak, but !@#$ improve it as you see fit idk
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85 Blood Elf Paladin
11145
This is an awful thread
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85 Human Hunter
10185
01/05/2012 03:44 AMPosted by Josémourinho
This is an awful thread
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85 Blood Elf Warrior
1310
01/05/2012 03:44 AMPosted by Josémourinho
This is an awful thread

IT IS CLEAR WE HAVE AN AGENT OF THE ALLIANCE MY LORD!
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85 Blood Elf Paladin
11145
01/05/2012 05:00 AMPosted by Feinstein
This is an awful thread

IT IS CLEAR WE HAVE AN AGENT OF THE ALLIANCE MY LORD!


Alliance? Forza Real Madrid, mate.

Español, hijo de puta que se habla?
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90 Draenei Shaman
14880
Boredom ensues (The following is meant for entertainment/joke purposes only disclaimer blah blah blah etc. - not meant to be perfect so idc if you pick it apart or whatever):

So Feinstein thinks that he's Einstein.
He likes to waste all of our time...
But that is alright,
It's all Feinstein's flight
of fancy for all of Dust's might.

Please hold on for just one more second.
We don't all want this dumb anthem.
How did this arise?
It's worse than mud pies!
Oh, that's right, Dust stepped on our bacon... >.<

But it can't be his fault he fell over.
Must be his hair cut, his bowler.
He likes to act tough,
But he's not up to snuff.
Instead he likes yellow sweet clover... o.O

Dust spends all his time in Nagrand.
He picks up the dung, thinks it's sand.
We told him; "It's treasure, Dust!"
He said; "wow, let's measure, we must!"
Let's just say that's not dust on Dust's hands.

He had a small run in with Corki.
Tried to save him, got told he was stalking...
Oh dear, Corki's right,
Dust wouldn't leave him, all night!
Next morning he swore: "I was just talking!"

So now poor Dust's misunderstood.
It's not his fault that he's good,
So we're stuck with this thread,
Soon I'm going to bed.
Be nice to Dust, everyone should.

Note to Feinstein:
This isn't an ode, it's a ditty.
You should proclaim all you can in the city,
Your love for Dust's wood,
Come out from your hood,
If not, it's "Damn, such a pity".

© Cyndy productions
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90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11450
Cyndra, i like the cut of your jib.
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85 Blood Elf Warrior
1310
Very nice, Cyndara

Shut your mouth rude boy you my youngin'
we do this any day any dungeon
my lords on fire
you're jus' a liar
you ain't going no where like a flat tire
consider joining a choir

Cute Inc checkin in
parrin nerds like you is what's happenin
cyndara learn yo place
less you want a garrote to the face

recognize and respect
when you're miffed we're erect
listen fam stick to the kitchen
boy this thread is coming to a nice fruition
Edited by Feinstein on 1/5/2012 2:27 PM PST
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90 Draenei Shaman
14880
Thanks Ark! This shiz is what happens when I'm procrastinating on assignments :P

Dear Feinstein,

I like choirs too much to say.
That's not an insult any day!
Your lord's turned to ashes,
He was just a fascist,
and now you can no longer lay... :(

Cute inc is a guild name for pansies.
The members are all of Dust's fansies.
You'll run off and hide,
when I cast riptide,
My place, you never will chancy.

I see and respect all that's good.
Coz you fail at that, cook your own food!
My place might be the kitch'
But I ain't no b!tch,
Now fuc! off, you're ruinin' my mood.

© Cyndy productions
zzzzzzzz... edit for swearwords...you get the idea.

(Really can't get the hang of your rhyming style fein - like one with 6 lines then 2 with 4? Took me 3 times to read it...lol...nice for a reading challenge though :P)
Edited by Cyndara on 1/5/2012 4:37 PM PST
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85 Human Hunter
10185
Nice touch to a terrible thread Cyndara
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90 Draenei Shaman
14880
01/05/2012 04:42 PMPosted by Swissgaming
Nice touch to a terrible thread Cyndara


I know, I'm good like that Swiss :)

Ps. Thanks xD
Edited by Cyndara on 1/5/2012 5:13 PM PST
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85 Blood Elf Warrior
1310


(Really can't get the hang of your rhyming style fein - like one with 6 lines then 2 with 4? Took me 3 times to read it...lol...nice for a reading challenge though :P)


Yeah I'm not really into rap or anything of that sort, If anything my style is closer to Grime and not rap
Edited by Feinstein on 1/5/2012 5:30 PM PST
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85 Human Hunter
10185
01/05/2012 05:29 PMPosted by Dustywood
Yoyo dis be President Dustywood


That made my day Dusty, thankyou, thankyou for that, you are truly a lyrical genius.

Dustywood for President 2012
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85 Blood Elf Warrior
1310
Dustywood!
Dustywood!
Dustywood!
Dustywood!
Nice one sir, i only hope to be as tight as you and to spit flame as fierce as yours
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