Topic An Ode to Our Lord Dustywood
O DUSTYWOOD DUSTYWOOD
SAVED US ALL WHEN NO ONE COULD
HE'S SO HANDSOME AND SO BRAVE
NEVER SHUNS A KNAVE
OUR LORD, OUR SAVIOR
ALWAYS PERFECT IN HIS BEHAVIOR
DESTROYER OF GOD MODE
SPARYING HIS LOAD
ALL OVER THEIR CORPSES
I LOVE HORSES
I need more help with this i want it to be several pages long. Share your love of our perfect President.
Boredom ensues (The following is meant for entertainment/joke purposes only disclaimer blah blah blah etc. - not meant to be perfect so idc if you pick it apart or whatever):
So Feinstein thinks that he's Einstein.
He likes to waste all of our time...
But that is alright,
It's all Feinstein's flight
of fancy for all of Dust's might.
Please hold on for just one more second.
We don't all want this dumb anthem.
How did this arise?
It's worse than mud pies!
Oh, that's right, Dust stepped on our bacon... >.<
But it can't be his fault he fell over.
Must be his hair cut, his bowler.
He likes to act tough,
But he's not up to snuff.
Instead he likes yellow sweet clover... o.O
Dust spends all his time in Nagrand.
He picks up the dung, thinks it's sand.
We told him; "It's treasure, Dust!"
He said; "wow, let's measure, we must!"
Let's just say that's not dust on Dust's hands.
He had a small run in with Corki.
Tried to save him, got told he was stalking...
Oh dear, Corki's right,
Dust wouldn't leave him, all night!
Next morning he swore: "I was just talking!"
So now poor Dust's misunderstood.
It's not his fault that he's good,
So we're stuck with this thread,
Soon I'm going to bed.
Be nice to Dust, everyone should.
Note to Feinstein:
This isn't an ode, it's a ditty.
You should proclaim all you can in the city,
Your love for Dust's wood,
Come out from your hood,
If not, it's "Damn, such a pity".
© Cyndy productions
Edited by Feinstein on 1/5/12 2:27 PM (PST)
Very nice, Cyndara
Shut your mouth rude boy you my youngin'
we do this any day any dungeon
my lords on fire
you're jus' a liar
you ain't going no where like a flat tire
consider joining a choir
Cute Inc checkin in
parrin nerds like you is what's happenin
cyndara learn yo place
less you want a garrote to the face
recognize and respect
when you're miffed we're erect
listen fam stick to the kitchen
boy this thread is coming to a nice fruition
Edited by Cyndara on 1/5/12 4:37 PM (PST)
Thanks Ark! This shiz is what happens when I'm procrastinating on assignments :P
I like choirs too much to say.
That's not an insult any day!
Your lord's turned to ashes,
He was just a fascist,
and now you can no longer lay... :(
Cute inc is a guild name for pansies.
The members are all of Dust's fansies.
You'll run off and hide,
when I cast riptide,
My place, you never will chancy.
I see and respect all that's good.
Coz you fail at that, cook your own food!
My place might be the kitch'
But I ain't no b!tch,
Now fuc! off, you're ruinin' my mood.
© Cyndy productions
zzzzzzzz... edit for swearwords...you get the idea.
(Really can't get the hang of your rhyming style fein - like one with 6 lines then 2 with 4? Took me 3 times to read it...lol...nice for a reading challenge though :P)
Edited by Feinstein on 1/5/12 5:30 PM (PST)
Yeah I'm not really into rap or anything of that sort, If anything my style is closer to Grime and not rap