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100 Human Death Knight
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01/26/2012 11:06 PMPosted by Salagord


all yours. sal may pose a threat. i hear he's not afraid to whip it out to establish his domain.


I pee on people frequently to let them know I'm the sh&^


Just felt some movement in my pants, Woah.
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100 Human Warlock
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01/26/2012 11:06 PMPosted by Salagord


all yours. sal may pose a threat. i hear he's not afraid to whip it out to establish his domain.


I pee on people frequently to let them know I'm the sh&^


and this is the reason why you and soni are made for each other :)

^^^^ SEEE???
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85 Gnome Priest
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I pee on people frequently to let them know I'm the sh&^


and this is the reason why you and soni are made for each other :)

^^^^ SEEE???


Sonitus pee'd on me to mark his territory. True story.

Hi Morc! Sup' cupcake?
Edited by Barnacles on 1/26/2012 11:18 PM PST
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90 Undead Priest
16610
This thread has taken to a downward spiral of MoonGuard-esque roleplaying and a sickening tug-o-war.



Holypenguin contemplates the meaning of it all, though any facial expression that the Priest may have been wearing was well-shrouded. "Heathens." Holypenguin walks off in a blaze of sophistication.
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You don't know Moon Guard until you see <Ribs>.
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85 Gnome Priest
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As Barnacles glided up, the grizzled Priest gave Morcillita a hard stare. "I suppose you're here to collect the reward for killing those murlocs?"

Her eyes wandered down to the glowing broadsword at her side. "That depends on what the reward is, Barnacles." She twirled her hair playfully, pretending not to notice how he shifted uncomfortably in her presence. "I may not want it."

Barnacles stepped toward her, bristling with a mixture of fear and anger. "The reward is not negotiable!" She paused for a moment while gathering her nerve, and pressed herself against her diminutive form. Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor.

"So, is there another step to this quest?" she teased, her eyes glittering with excitement.
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100 Human Warlock
17460
Wtf frost armor are you talking about?
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85 Gnome Priest
13080
Oh, maybe that was Litespeed...
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100 Human Death Knight
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OH OH WE'RE ROLEPLAYIN! Lemme try.

Sonitus puts on his wizard hat and cape. "Fear my sorcery!" He enchants himself with Ereticus (Rank 3)
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85 Gnome Priest
13080
Are you wearing ONLY the wizard hat and cape?
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90 Undead Priest
16610
Hey at least my roleplay was legit, you just inserted your names into A Steamy Romance Novel


1/10, Alliance are so uncreative.
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100 Human Warlock
17460
Did you just break the ic/ooc code of conduct? I'm appalled. Since when does Frau Holypenguin refer to herself in the first person?
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85 Gnome Priest
13080
Pppfffffttt. You were just roleplaying your cynical bullcrap. 1/10 for you, too.
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85 Troll Druid
14745
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100 Human Warlock
17460
Barnacles, get back in your cage!
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85 Troll Druid
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Holypenguin is her own lady.
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90 Undead Priest
16610
How come a paladin can lay on hands an altar boy, but when Holypenguin does it, it is suddenly the wrongest thing in the world. What's wrong with the Holypenguin's hands.


And it was a solid 8/10
Edited by Holypenguin on 1/27/2012 3:16 PM PST
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85 Gnome Priest
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Barnacles approaches the altar where Holypenguin resides. "I've come to apologize and confess my sins to you", says Barnacles with a slight grin on her face.

This needs to get sexual.
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90 Undead Priest
16610
The most efficient way to pray is on your knees.
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90 Human Hunter
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How did I end up in here?
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