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I am sick
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So, I went to the hospital, and I've been told I have an horrible sickness. It happens I have to taste a little flavored paper they gave me everytime I poop, then compare it to my poop's taste. They told me if it ever tastes the same I would have to rush to the hospital so they could try to save me. So guys, I might disappear any time soon and probably die, cya, it was fun playing with you.
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-Baconsammich |
LOLOLOLOL |
You should not give me yo pass yo
You should not laugh at other people's crappy lives, Karma's comming for you brah |
I am part of everything. I am what you would call "nothing" but also "everything". I am your biggest hopes and you biggest fears. I am what you like about life and what you dislike about it. I am You, but I am also your neighbour's dog. I am Karma; I am god. |
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you should see a doctor. soon.
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Edited by Akavir on 2/7/12 7:13 PM (PST)
I'll explain it to you guys, I have one of those multiple personality disorders... One half of me is a d-bag... and the other half is an even bigger d-bag. I have two accounts, one for each part of myself. I guess I'll come forward....
I am Baconsammich. And he is me. You could almost say we were married. Even though half of me would think that was gay, the other half would be all for it. Just remember denizens of Maiev that as much as my other personality trolls you... I have feelings. I feel good coming clean to you it's what this half of me likes to call "understanding". And I do hope you understand me Maiev, because I want to understand you. I want to make love to you like a beautiful woman and hold you forever in my arms. Yeah I'm that kind of guy... So whenever you see that Baconsammich, make sure you tell him that you want to make love to his better half. Because I want to make love to YOU Maiev. -Baconsammich/Akavir |
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Edited by Akavir on 2/7/12 10:32 PM (PST)
Whenever you see this side of me (Akavir), know to fear the darker part of me, waiting inside of me for a new prey. Make sure to tell me to keep it where it is, because the viciousness of this monster could make you fear your computer for years to come. This beast inside of me is just waiting for fools to walk by its hideout to make them suffer as much I suffered when I was a kid; my father would beat me up on a daily basis and my older brother would abuse of me. |
