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Good Healing Come-backs
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What do you say when people insult your healing?
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55 Tauren Death Knight
100
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It's not your turn, let the Tank mock me!
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Usually I just link them healing meters.
:l |
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"Hey healer you suck."
"Shut up." ________________________________________________ Healing Forum MVP |
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Your mom goes to college.
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85 Worgen Warlock
1030
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Edited by Lolnoheals on 2/9/12 5:08 PM (PST)
Is that blood? I think that's blood. Come here so I can shower you with sparkles from my disco stick.
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"You have the spatial awareness of Helen Keller."
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I've never been insulted in pug runs, always complimented.
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"Uhh.... You weren't in Blood Presence"
(I still managed to keep everyone alive) |
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"It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNrgpVp70U
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I haven't run into this but I would just let them die, unless it's the tank.
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Edited by Windfuehrer on 2/9/12 6:58 PM (PST)
I usually say something like "ow :("
but if I'm feeling argumentative, I tell them that I'm almost 31 and still a virgin and this game is all I got so I know I'm actually really good |
85 Troll Druid
7965
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"I can't heal stupid."
"Was that a fart? Cause you just blew me away." "Yeah..fire is bad." Silence treatment Neglect-from-healbot-treatment "Sucks for you." "/links death log / damage taken log" |
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"But if I heal you, how will you learn?"
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"Oh, did I que as a healer?"
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"Heals you're terrible."
"I hope you have bandaid spec then cause you ain't getting anymore of my 'terrible' heals." |
