Creepshows Poem Contest win 1000 gold

85 Undead Rogue
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hello fans, im holding a poem contest and the prize is 1000 gold, i will pick the winner on sunday at 9:30 PM realm time


how to enter:

.make a poem about me
.it must be flattering
.must love me :3
.post it to this thread

the winner will be announced on sunday 9:30 realm time, good luck and most of all. LOVE ME :D




hugs and kisses

"america's sweetheart" creepshow
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100 Undead Rogue
12845
Once More, My Love

This night I shall dream of your bedazzling puce hair and lemur-eyes.
Wrapped in echoes of your mellifluous !@#$-music,
I long to sip from your kiwiful lips.
In my dreams, we fly on the exquisite winged eggplant of plumness -- skimming vast continents of nostrils and wombats.
The depths of all the oceans of the universe shall never separate our persimmons.
Brilliant as ganking negligees, the seas greet us from afar.
In the twilight we feast on chocolate-coated dung beetles and tender marital aid-hearts of love
Adorned in white silk, we pluck our pinging love chimes from our toenails.
I press the suppository that you wear around your neck against my nostril-muffin so that our kiwis melt into one.
You will always be my little Creepshow-cakes face, the lemur of my own ganking eye of love.
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100 Undead Rogue
12845
http://www.links2love.com/poem_generator.htm
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90 Undead Mage
11905
There once was was a troller in Org
Who fancied himself "For the Horde."
He built up a guild,
But now that it's filled-
He hosts poetry contests when bored.
Edited by Urielsula on 3/1/2012 4:14 PM PST
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100 Tauren Hunter
13340
How strange it is to with one gaze elicit
Both bewildered awe and utter admiration!
But not so strange once time has been spent
In the city-wide channel of vocation.

Ever on display is his wit in Trade
As he battles his snarky foes.
Valorous is he as his retorts are made,
The actions of our hero, Creepshow!

If he were an item, purple just would not do--
Orange in appearance would be he,
For surely beyond Epic is his status:
A one man quest of type Legendary.

So let us raise high our cheers and huzzahs
As we gather in pride to show
The appreciation we have for Winterhoof's son
Our valiant hero, Creepshow!
Edited by Obijuan on 3/1/2012 6:53 AM PST
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90 Tauren Druid
12140
Only 1000g? cheapskate
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90 Draenei Priest
14165
There once was was a troller in Org
Who fancied himself "For the Horde."
He built up a guild,
But now that it's filled-
He hosts poetry contests when bored.

^^ LoL Winner!

Okay, I'll try one...

Who is that guy?
Is it a spoof?
Is it someone on Winterhoof?
But with that over-inflated Id
I'm guessing that it's just a kid

Sorry, never heard of you so keep the gold.
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90 Undead Mage
11905
Sunday, 9:30 realm has come & has gone
But winner announcements; we have seen none.
Come along, Creepshow - make your decision;
as to which of my guildies this gold should be given.
Edited by Urielsula on 3/5/2012 6:22 PM PST
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90 Undead Mage
11905
'tis now Thursday realm time,
Creepshow my friend.
You've yet to contact us!
This contest must end!

When will you send us
our winnings to share?
The <equinox> guild bank
is aptly prepared.

I'll keep writing poems
until you come through.
Creepshow, you promised!
What else can I do?
Edited by Urielsula on 3/7/2012 10:02 PM PST
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100 Tauren Hunter
13340
Uriel speaks truth!
A promise was made
To select a winner
And see them paid.

Be true to your word
And present the prize.
Show you are honorable
And not one who slings lies.

You are of the Horde
So you know this to be so:
Victory is important!
Lok'tar o'gar, Creepshow.
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90 Undead Mage
11905
I'm still waiting, Creepshow;
What can I say?
You told us to write!
You told us you'd pay!

My patience is strong
and for all that it's worth,
I'll keep posting forever!
To the Ends of the Earth!


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100 Tauren Hunter
13340
Add me to the list
Of people still waiting
For our guild coffers
Still require sating.

Like Uriel, I'll keep posting
In this you can trust--
Like Arthas for Lordaeron
We'll do what we must.

A promise made in vain.
Our affections grow cold.
Warm our hearts and hands
With shiny promised gold.
Edited by Obijuan on 3/9/2012 4:12 PM PST
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90 Orc Hunter
11530
@,@
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100 Tauren Hunter
13340
Seven days now and still no word
Of this contest's promised outcome.
No in game /whisper, no forum posts,
And, of course, no 1000 gold sum.

Disappointing it is,
But not for the lack of a prize;
Disappointing it is
Because I believed in your pack of lies.

Was it ever your intention to keep your word?
Or was this your most epic troll?
Will we ever have answer, Creepshow?
Were you just being an @$$hole?
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90 Undead Mage
11905
"Trololololol"
Dear Creepshow was singing;
While Uriel & Obijuan's
Poems were bringing

Thoughts of a fun game
Outside of Warcraft,
That brought so few 'round
It's easy to laugh...

Creepshow, I'm sorry.
I guess they don't care.
Only three random members
of <equinox> could share.

Our poems aren't epics,
they're not even blues
But our sentiment is honest
We feel we've been used.

Creepshow, where are you?
Why don't you respond?
We keep writing rhymes,
but it seems we've been conned.
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100 Tauren Hunter
13340
Insert rhyme.
Insert verse.
Insert question
And mock curse.

Iambic pentameter.
Twisted syntax.
Syallabic stucture
Just a tad bit lax.

Conclusion starts here--
With antithetical phrasing--
Showing <equinox> to be
Victims of Creepshow's hazing.
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90 Undead Mage
11905
"Creepshows Poem Contest win 1000 gold"
Even the name of this event
has grammars that run cold.

Did you know about apostrophe?
Or maybe the word "Poetry?"

Were you thinking we couldn't tell
In the heat of our rhyming
that you never learned your English well?

How long will we sit waiting?
such endless hours contemplating...
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100 Tauren Hunter
13340
And now for something a little different:

I'm shoutin' out from Orgrimmar
To lands near and far
Since ya left us wonderin' where the Hell you are.

(Creepshow, are you there?)

1000 gold or 1000 lies?
Why are we so surprised
To not have our prize?

(Creepshow, it's not fair)

You asked for our love and we stepped to the line.
We dropped hot beats and all in epic rhyme.
Now pay up, son, 'cuz it's past the time.

(Creepshow, don't you care?)

Undead fool ain't payin' what's been earned,
So I guess the lesson here to be learned
Is never trust a Rogue -- you'll just get burned.

/drops mic
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90 Undead Mage
11905
Two weeks & no word
Today is the day
We'll start spamming trade
We'll demand our pay.

We wrote you these lines
To play your dumb game
We wrote you these lines
Yet you hide in shame.

We tried to play fairly
We tried to be kind
But Creepshow, you're hiding...
You're out of your mind!

We will get our gold
Come hell or high water
Or keep writing poems
as our tempers grow hotter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7tkZCzt4b8
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44 Worgen Druid
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Sorry was away urielsula wins! Out of town I'm on my phone. Will have gold in mail next week :3
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