Like to Get Punched Repeatedly: Call for Tank

90 Draenei Paladin
9540
For all you masochists in Warcraft world, this call is for you! If you like to slap-fight with the Big Bads, we here at the Pentaverate are looking to make your fancies of snapped bones and skull fractures a reality! Come, raid with us and have your eyes gouged out by the best! I, myself, take a divinely inspired beating every Tuesday and Thursday! As I already take my thrashing for the Light, we are really looking for those of you who have returned from the dead for a second serving of pain or those who just like having their throats torn out for the sake of the battle.

So, bring your "Dulce et Decorum est" to our "Pro Penta Mori!" We want YOU to die for us!

Come join the bloodletting (yours) at:
www.thepentaverate.guildlaunch.com

We are the Pentaverate!

-Bodden
(Feel free to find me in Azeroth if you have questions)
Edited by Bodden on 3/6/2012 7:55 PM PST
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90 Human Mage
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wat
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90 Human Rogue
15820
03/06/2012 07:04 PMPosted by Kelz
wat


I think he said "We want a tank - please apply". :P
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90 Draenei Paladin
9540
03/06/2012 07:23 PMPosted by Meadows
I think he said "We want a tank - please apply". :P


Yes, the...simple version. ;)
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85 Human Paladin
3100
i like to get hit :)
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29 Night Elf Druid
250
Ill donkey punch every penatratior and then /teabag...again and again. What rank do u start out at csc
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90 Draenei Paladin
9540
Back at it. We drafted. He bailed. Apparently hit so hard that the toon-bytes actually defragged.

So, once more into the breach, dear friends! I call out to you good folks to take one in the face for us! We'd like to let you and I do so swear, we'll heal you through it so you can do it again!

If Henry V played WoW, he'd join us:
www.thepentaverate.guildlaunch.com

We are the Pentaverate!

-Bodden
(Feel free to find me in Azeroth if you have questions)
Edited by Bodden on 9/4/2012 1:11 PM PDT
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90 Draenei Paladin
9540
We are now opening up the tank-gates to li'l cuddly, blood-soaked teddies as well! Take a bite outta Bad with us come MoP!

To recap, we are looking for you soulless knights of death, warriors who take a beating for the sake of taking a beating and druids with a natural inclination towards Pica.

Come, break bones with us! Find us at:
www.thepentaverate.guildlaunch.com

We are the Pentaverate!

-Bodden
(Feel free to find me in Azeroth if you have questions)
Edited by Bodden on 9/4/2012 1:17 PM PDT
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