Did somebody say <Uno Mas>?

85 Gnome Mage
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Time for a game changer...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjizdawp8ls

Yup. We're back!
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85 Human Death Knight
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ALL HAIL LORD NIPSEY!
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85 Human Death Knight
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ALL HAIL LORD NIPSEY
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85 Night Elf Druid
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ALL HAIL LORD NIPSEY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbdBbmKEH3c&list=FLAAoStJuQtC2EkKIXaGQ0Dg&index=1&feature=plpp_video

Will be played each time he walks by you and pwns you. :O
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85 Human Mage
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ALL HAIL LORD NIPSEY!
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85 Human Death Knight
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ALL HAIL LORD NIPSEY!
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85 Orc Warrior
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ouch
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85 Gnome Mage
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Good evening and thank you for joining us...
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Lord Nipsey here with the <Uno Mas> Herald.

In todays news Andorhal, Darth Al' Jesus, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker himself shall be hosting the much loved and much appreciated realm only [For the Alliance] successful city raid this week.

http://i.imgur.com/SkFn3.jpg

For more details and the possibility of a group invite, feel free to contact Andorhal for your pre-secured spot. Be warned, they run out quicker than <Sneaky Snakes>'s hopes of achieving [Realm First Heroic Deathwing]!
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In later news, tragedy has struck Stormwind as a masked villain of the Horde has been terrorizing the mighty city once again. The investigation has provided evidence of attacks made against the farming community of Wollerton Steed. Nearby residency Celestine of the Harvest watched in horror from her druid trainer lodgings as Farmer Wollerton fell victim to the convict. She believed that the attacks against the farmer were made to starve Stormwind of their potatoes crop, which until recently Wollerton managed. She also claimed that (Quote)"I would have attempted to help Mr. Wollerton, however I was worried to have taken an arrow to the knee and called the local sherif instead."

First hand accounts of eye witnesses have mentioned that the public enemy is none other than the Prophet of ßowflex.

http://i.imgur.com/gPiBa.png

It is asked that any spottings of the Prophet must immediately be reported to Krystara, as they will be the deputy chief in this riveting case. This Huntard WILL be brought to justice!
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More details of the above articles are to follow in the upcoming issues, however we must not forget about the funnies! This article is called 'The Ode to Badgermaul'

http://i.imgur.com/LITLV.png

Note in this picture that Badgermaul states that 'we' left this guild, when it reality he has been the only individual in the history of <Uno Mas> to have been shamefully kicked as a result of being a baddie by command of retired officer Syllvin. The council would like to pass on some advice to Badgermaul... Mabey if he would learn to speak the truth rather than twist it he wouldn't find himself weekly crying in vein in trade chat channel for an arena partner to get him capped each week. You only brought this curse on yourself Badgermaul, enjoy never getting anywhere in this game as long as you are present on this server.
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On behalf of <Uno Mas>, we would like to thank you for your time, and we look forward to seeing you on our next update.

You stay classy Crushridge!
Edited by Nipsey on 3/16/2012 5:55 AM PDT
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90 Human Paladin
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So sayeth our glorious leader.
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85 Human Mage
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03/13/2012 07:08 AMPosted by Hashtagswagg
all hail 1300 idiots


Seriously, who the F*ck says that?
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85 Human Mage
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03/16/2012 11:45 AMPosted by Fragmentor
^ paragraph was too long, so i didn't bother to read it. TLDR


And shouldn't you be sleeping right now?
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85 Human Death Knight
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03/17/2012 02:32 AMPosted by Durecell
all hail 1300 idiots


Seriously, who the F*ck says that?


Shouldn't you be sleeping right now?
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85 Human Mage
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03/17/2012 02:34 AMPosted by Sëpp


Seriously, who the F*ck says that?


Shouldn't you be sleeping right now?


Shouldn't you be sleeping right now?
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85 Human Death Knight
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Shouldn't you be sleeping right now?


Shouldn't you be sleeping right now?


Seriously, who the f*** says that??
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85 Gnome Mage
4645
Good evening and thank you for joining us...
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Lord Nipsey here with the <Uno Mas> Herald.

In todays news <Uno Mas> mops the floor with <Method to Madness> in EotS with an outstanding 4 cap and flag domination. Nast will be appearing later for an interview after he recoveries from his injury. It has been reported that he has taken an arrow to the knee. More with this story to come.
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Later, a detailed report of a rising issue. It has appeared that the forum thread that you are currently watching has been hijacked by two trolls.

These terrorists shall be dealt with harshly by the World Canadian Bureau

....seriously who the f*ck does that?
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On behalf of <Uno Mas>, we would like to thank you for your time, and we look forward to seeing you on our next update.

You stay classy Crushridge!
Edited by Nipsey on 3/17/2012 4:47 PM PDT
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85 Human Mage
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03/12/2012 07:58 PMPosted by Andorhal
ALL HAIL LORD NIPSEY!


Seriously, Who the F*ck DOESN'T say that?
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