New Rules!

90 Gnome Warrior
8985
Alright my friends, the time has come to lay down some rules for Trade Chat. If i have to suffer through another five minutes of some yum yum babblin on ABOUT THIS OR THAT AND WHATNOT....i think i might loose the last braincell i got left.(Ppl yappin in Caps, obviously cruel ppl, stuff that goes over the line.)
So i call upon you, the Unruly Council of Korialstrasz Elders, to help me form a simple list of fair rules we can all do our best to follow. And oh yeah, we'll need a brute squad to enforce em xD

Also i wanna strip club here in SW, too many of us are just wandering about the city and it gets old. What about the inns? The docked boat? Oh yeah we need a casino too, with blackjack! Wait i'm getting off topic here, um yeah...lets slam our brains together, squeeze dem mind g@@##s, and get our house in order!
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90 Human Paladin
11510
1) Anal " " not funny, not clever, makes you look like a tool, this goes for all variations: " " in the bedroom, gay bar, moms house, ect, knock it off.

2) harrasing people in trade for selling things like mounts, old crafting patterns ect, for high prices, there is more to somethings value than practical use, collectors buy things for those prices, if you wont pay that much, thats fine, but not all of trade needs to hear your opinion on the matter.

3) CAPZLAWK! ...seriously, caps is useful occasionally when used in moderation, just because something is important, doesnt mean im suddenly lacking in vision and require YOUR ENTIRE POST TO BE 2X THE SIZE.

4) Chuck Norris is a 72 year old actor from Oklahoma, impressive carreer, but please, stop it...

5) Grammar, simple, im not going to steamroll you because you missed one word, or didnt put a comma somewhere, but 'plz dnt talk liek this lolol' the English language can't handle it.

6) Exclamation points are dangerously volatile, when in large groups they form bands of roaming raiders that pillage and burn, no but seriously stop doing this 'lol you guys are bad!!!!!!!!!!!!" you're going to poke someones eye out with all those.
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90 Human Hunter
12235
mmm B A C O N mmm
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90 Gnome Mage
14025
Lenny all will be given to you when the [New Gnome Order] rises and takes over. Mekketorque is too weak and The Gnomes need the Holy Gnome to lead them.
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90 Human Rogue
10740
I miss the days when trade trolls were actually...humorous.
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90 Human Hunter
12235
mo mmm B A C O N mmm
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90 Draenei Hunter
12425
03/19/2012 08:08 PMPosted by Bigbadweasel
Lenny all will be given to you when the [New Gnome Order] rises and takes over. Mekketorque is too weak and The Gnomes need the Holy Gnome to lead them.


Also i wanna strip club here in SW, too many of us are just wandering about the city and it gets old. What about the inns? The docked boat? Oh yeah we need a casino too, with blackjack! Wait i'm getting off topic here, um yeah...lets slam our brains together, squeeze dem mind g@@##s, and get our house in order!

Oh Bigbad <3 you've been saying that for a long time now I suggest you 'weasel' your way into Blizz HQ and get working on it. I want to see this legendary whip you keep talking about in guild or raid chat. I miss you, and Lenny ... that sir is SO god damned true it's not funny. go with Bigbad and get into Blizz HQ like today? D": and Trooper .... you're making me want bacon everytime I log into a MMMMM bacon comment xD
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90 Human Hunter
12235
Lenny all will be given to you when the [New Gnome Order] rises and takes over. Mekketorque is too weak and The Gnomes need the Holy Gnome to lead them.

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Trooper .... you're making me want bacon everytime I log into a MMMMM bacon comment xD


I aim to please.

mmm B A C O N mmm
Edited by Trøøper on 3/30/2012 1:19 PM PDT
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90 Draenei Hunter
12425
yes this is true xP and Lenny get working on that strip club, I already have one stripper for you XD a warrior named Hinderhoe c:
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You broke the first rule of trade chat.......we don't talk about trade chat.
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89 Human Warrior
6890
There should also be an IQ test, along with age requirement for trade. An age of at least 15 and you should at least be smarter than a rat, seriously, they can find cheese in a maze. However, a bet a 10 year old from alabama can not.

And please, if there's no actual trading going on in trade, don't say anything at all.

Mostly, right now, 6:15pm (server), mar 30th, 2012, there's actual ads for raids, and PvP, it's what a real trade should look like.

Ty.
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90 Draenei Hunter
12425
There should also be an IQ test, along with age requirement for trade. An age of at least 15 and you should at least be smarter than a rat, seriously, they can find cheese in a maze. However, a bet a 10 year old from alabama can not.


oh god too funny. and btw this sounds like my younger brother who thought it'd be a srsly great idea to name his main 'Firepooh' ... I told him no but what are you gonna do. kids will be kids. :s
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88 Blood Elf Priest
PVP
7730
RULES SUCK!!

lol i <3 caps in trade it get my attention cuz it prob something important that why it in bigger letters HA
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90 Human Rogue
10740
*A wild horde appears from the tall grass*
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85 Dwarf Hunter
1050
a rule of Trade Chat should be that everyone has to touch my Crabs.
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90 Gnome Warrior
8985
Alright, first off any and all crab fondling is done by the King o Stormwind...creepy jerk that he is. So you keep dem silly lil suckahs to yourself! Second, rules do suck but the sooner we make em up the sooner i can find ways around said rules and figure a way to profit. Now onto much more important matters....

I think mah strip club should either start at da Shady Lady, or at that big ol boat in the harbor. Either is a pimpin place, and offers easy escape incase the cops bust the joint. Thats all for now, gonna go log on and....?
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