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Your e-life got you down? Can’t shake the tedium of the daily grind? Don’t worry; I have the solution for you! (And no /wrist is not the answer!) Now brought to you by Misery Inc. –things, awesome things!
For a small fee, you can buy the temporary friendship of our raiding staff. We will escort you into the most perilous of adventures and not once utter a complaint because, after all, you are paying us.
So what do you have in mind? Have an old dungeon you want to finish up achievements in? Perhaps there is a title not quite within your grasp? A new mount to match those newly transmogrified shoes you’ve been dying to wear? Whatever it is, we can help! *
*ERP is not currently a service Misery Inc. provides despite the rumors printed in the latest edition of Azeroth Times, “Iluc Savior of Azeroth Outhouse Scandal!”
For more information, please send an in-game message or mail to Applemask, Plushie, Iluc, or Tekurn as we have nothing else to do with our time now but answer any questions or requests you might have! Thanks very much for your time Executus! <3
Disclaimer: Small fee may not accurately describe actual costs. ERP may also be an actual service Iluc provices, but these rumors have neither been confirmed nor denied as of yet.
Read here for more info! - http://www.miserableguildies.com/sales
Edited by Plushie on 4/26/2012 11:24 AM PDT
We are now selling Life-Binder's Handmaiden which comes with the title 'Savior of Azeroth'. We will only be selling a small amount of these and sold our first one this evening to Moganiah.
If you would like to purchase one please contact us, also making sure you have a pretty healthy bankroll before doing so would probably be a good call :p
Wow players, you will be impress by theses guys, Applemask and Iluc from misery did a fantastic job. They know there stuff and they are there to make sure your experience is at the fullest of this game. Again guys, thx mog;)
We have burned through our original batch of sales, which ranged from Sinestra to heroic Madness. We are now ready for more, if you have gold and would like a mount, a title, or some specific achievement please feel free to contact us.
please potential buyers, have a grade 6 reading level at the very least to avoid possible poopy pants when you can't get what you want for less money.
we also found some kids baseball in our raid, if deathchill would like it back please contact us in game so we can arrange its safe return.
don't contact me, i don't like people and don't want to talk to anyone.
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