Topic Coffee Gnomes
Edited by Ophidia on 7/9/13 6:53 PM (PDT)
We're Hummingbird Expressed Gnomish Coffee, and you people don't know how to order a friggin' latte. We're gonna fix that right now. Three things you gotta do:
2. Know the menu. If you don't know what you want, we'll tell you. We can also make any weird drink you want, long as we got the stuff. Just make a list or something if it's too long.
3. Tip. Put a silver in the jar. It makes Puckers happy.
Here's the menu. Read it.
Stormwind (espresso and hot water): 3s
Caffe Macchiatto: 4s
Latte Macciatto: 4s
Weekly special: 3s 50c
Frontline: Quad shot with full cream. 4s
Phee: Our famous octoshot. Guaranteed to get you buzzed! 5s
Servitor: A double shot with velvety foam and liquid courage. 4s
Mhairin: Quad shot with double courage. 7s
For only 50c more, add...
Sugar (white or brown)
Hummingbird Coffee: the Nectar of Gnomeregan!
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Can we order all the extras? Oh wow! Holy snapdragons that would be the BEST possible THING! Even the peppers and disdain! I wonder what disdain tastes like. Only one way to find out!
Hrm, 6:30-7:30 meaning 6:30-7:30 server or 18:30 -19:30 server? I only ask, because coffee shops are traditionally a morning thing no matter when people are usually on MMO's.
If you guys do this at say, noon, I'll come by and hang out while I do my morning moneymongering. Maybe you could get more gnomes for the "noon crew", eh?
I personally dig this because its an excellent chance to actually RP Jervis. I'm lacking in chances, and he's cool. :) Coffee and newspapers and small talk is right up his alley.
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PM, as Pucklin kindly said. While it would be neat to do it in the morning some time, most of us play in the evening. There's also a considerably larger crowd in the post-meridian. IC, remember that this is GNOMISH expressed coffee. Only an estimated 13% of Gnomes sleep for more than two nights in a row. They have work to do, and they need the caffeine to do it.
2 Orc Warrior
Yes. I'm going to order the "Cap Carell", please?
. . .
It means sell me all of your coffee, ground up into pure, well... grounds, and put into a man-made, fish-free, sewer-free lake and bring it to a boil.Then give me a straw.
I am going to drink it.
. . .
Oh, and could I get just one little dab of vanilla in it?
I do so love me some vanilla.
Edited by Ophidia on 4/17/12 1:06 PM (PDT)
We're gonna do a thing where the special is ta do with employees. First up is our proprietrix's favorite drink, a sugared triple flat white. Short, creamy, and sweet on top of a lot of strength. Like all specials, the Brilliantine is only 3s 50c.
Unless you're a hot guy. Then it's free. 'Cause it's Brill. Get one tonight at Cathedral Square, 6:30-7:30.