Sentry Totem 135: Totem Fool's Day

85 Orc Shaman
8745
So, here's the deal. As a few other shaman just experienced, the Druids have this rockin' form of communal discussion going on in their forums known as the "Mangle: Bear" series of thread, which has post capped 26 times. That means that together, the Druid forums have posted 13,000 times to keep a community thread going, over the span of like a month or two.

Shaman, I love this community. Despite the fact that I make fun of half of you for not simming things, another half of you for being spoilsports who like to complain a lot, and another half of you for not being able to do simple math, I am quite a fan of this community. With the inspiration of our druid brethren behind us, I'm pledging this thread to be the start of a tradition of greatness


And that's how Sentry Totem began. This is our awesome OOC thread in which we discuss shaman-y topics of conversation while we organize efforts to eliminate trolling and bads from the world. Anyone can join, and after a brief period of ridicule you'll be in our wonderful circle of torture. If you took that last line seriously, Sentry Totem is not for you.

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5 - The next thread is made when the previous caps - 501 posts, 26 pages.

6 - Link the Archive intro (this!) and post that.

7 - After the quote, you can start the conversation. :3

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Come on guys :(
Edited by Chillbro on 4/1/2012 6:23 PM PDT
90 Tauren Shaman
14185
Damnit, just as I made one -.-
I was thinking everyone disappeared to go play with Crabby or something.
90 Goblin Shaman
0
GoThrones in 1 hour, "Winter is Coming"
85 Goblin Shaman
1355
04/01/2012 06:35 PMPosted by Kalfos
GoThrones in 1 hour, "Winter is Coming"
I don't get it up here in Mooseland.
85 Orc Shaman
8745
So, searing totem on Spine is making me want to claw my eyes out.
90 Pandaren Shaman
17040
So. If Monk stays this fun, I'll be rerolling most likely. This means that you'll only have one talented resto shaman left.

I'm sorry guys.
85 Goblin Shaman
1355
04/01/2012 07:00 PMPosted by Sparkÿ
I don't get it up here in Mooseland.
http://www.justin.tv/thrones01#/w/2852927024/4

should be starting at 10:15 est.
=DD -heart-
90 Pandaren Shaman
13820
Birds are weird

http://imgur.com/r/pics/X62np
100 Tauren Shaman
13820
So. If Monk stays this fun, I'll be rerolling most likely. This means that you'll only have one talented resto shaman left.

I'm sorry guys.


I lol'd.

And please do, I'd like to actually have BiS before a tier ends for once.
90 Pandaren Shaman
17040
04/01/2012 07:36 PMPosted by Stormingire
And please do, I'd like to actually have BiS before a tier ends for once.


well now that you say that.
100 Tauren Shaman
13820
04/01/2012 07:42 PMPosted by Rain
And please do, I'd like to actually have BiS before a tier ends for once.


well now that you say that.


But think of all the gear you can steal from drane/tyde.
65 Dwarf Shaman
10415
I just heard a loud "NEVER GONNA GIVE IT UP" randomly while browsing the internet and instantly closed my browser. I don't know what site played it on me, nor how. All I know is people are going to die now.
90 Troll Shaman
12580
I always find myself laughing at anime situations that seem cool, but you know they'll never take place.

It's nighttime and Kenshin is sitting on top of a roof, and Kaoru just happens to realize he's on the roof, and comes up there too.

Yeah, legit.

Oh Yahiko just popped out of no where. And now Sanoske.

It's one big midnight roof meeting.

GOD DAMMIT THAT ONE ONIWABAN CHICK SHOWED UP TOO

AND NOW THE REST OF THE ONIWABAN GROUP DID TOO. PEOPLE IN JAPAN LIVE ON ROOFTOPS
Edited by Liax on 4/1/2012 9:55 PM PDT
90 Draenei Shaman
16690
Kenshin - Rooftops are k
Kaoru - Stalker that follows Kenshin
Yahiko - Stalker that follows Kaoru
Sanoske - Stalker that secretly wants to murder Kenshin and as thus stalks him
Oniwaban girl whose name I forget - Always wants information on her crush, and thinks Kenshin has it
Rest of the Oniwaban - Stalks the girl because they know the crush is unhealthy and would rather keep her away.

Better Liax? :<
85 Orc Shaman
8745
There! Now comfortable with my mog.
90 Tauren Shaman
7365
Heh, [adult swim] aired Toonami earlier for its 15th anniversary. I wish they cancel [adult swim] as well, that program block has sucked for years.
90 Pandaren Shaman
13820
Cloud serpents are pretty awesome looking
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