04/04/2012 02:34 PMFor some reason I decided to click on you to see how awesome you are in your pretty 8/8H gear... and I noticed your weapon has been un-enchanted... for 18 hours!
Posted by Poena
Oh man! Let me tell you a story about that.
The first hour was me drinking coffee and eating chocolate cake and ice cream while idled in the Orgrimmar inn.
The second and third hour was me sitting with femaledwarf and wowreforge open in two tabs, flipping back and forth between the two in a manner that was pathetically like this:
Crit 2, Haste 1.3, Hit 2, Mastery 1.5; Crit 2, Haste 1.5, Hit 2, Mastery 1.5; Crit 2, Haste 2, Hit 2, Mastery 1.5; Crit 2, Haste 1.3, Hit 2, Mastery 2; Crit 23, Haste 1.3, Hit 2, Mastery 1.3; Crit 2, Haste 23, Hit 2, Mastery 1.3; Crit 1.3, Haste 1.8, Hit 2, Mastery 1.5; etc, etc, etc ad infinitum back and forth.
The fourth hour was me contemplating how I spent two hours flipping back and forth between various reforges in FD and WR to no avail. The closest I managed to get was bringing the new staff 88 DPS below my current staff. So, naturally, I was all, "this is dumb! I shouldn't have bothered putting in for this stupid staff."
Then I was all second doubting myself, because I could've sworn the Kiril was best in slot. After that I figured maybe my second doubting wasn't right, and it was just that I needed other gear first; so I thought about all the other items I could potentially get that would have hit on them and be a hunter BiS. I came up with nothing, threw my hands up in the air and went,"Fine! I will Jade-Hunter this by hand! Just like old times!"
Then I did my reforges all by hand individually tweaking and managed to make Kiril over 200 DPS better than my current staff.
Moral of the story is Jade is super lame but always gets what he wants.
The next ten hours was me sleeping.
Then, the 15th hour was me being in bed browsing forums and organizing documents on a laptop like the incredibly lazy fool I am. The 16th hour was me getting coffee and sitting around doing nothing in a chair. The 17th hour was me idling in warcraft telling everyone in our super secret chat channel about how much of a jerk Taurah is. Taurah is a jerk because she insisted on sharing a guild bank on Zul'jin, but keeps all the enchanting mats on her priest alt. What a jerk!
The 18th hour was me finally convincing her to log over on her priest to give me enchanting mats. This also consisted of her and a rogue vowing to see who would be the one to enchant my staff. Ultimately, the rogue conspired with a paladin who invited me to a raid group and summoned me to a cave in the middle of Darkshore, where they dropped a mailbox and made Taurah mail the enchanting mats to me. Then the rogue enchanted my staff.
The end! Wasn't that a great story? My staff is enchanted now.
Actually, my biggest problem with the staff is I don't know what to transmog it to. I could make it my Lok'delar again, but I was just trying to make a green raptor transmog set anyway, which is ruined because I've missed out on four heroic ultraxion shaman shoulders. So instead I just look like a derpy and should redo it all something else. But then that means I could leave kiril purple and make a purple set. It's just so confusing!
04/04/2012 02:34 PMAlso... you have no second spec? IMO, start raiding as BM and Marks and put up some ranks for the luls of it!
Posted by Poena
I don't have a second spec! And you know what, I don't even remember why that is. I think the case is that it used to be marksman; then we didn't have anyone providing the 3% buff, so I got rid of the marksman spec to replace it with a BM spec. But then the other hunter showed up and was playing BM, so I didn't have to, upon which a ret paladin appeared resulting in me never respeccing my alternative spec. Hm!
Well, I might make it BM anyway, since I'll probably level MOP as BM. Or! More likely! I will leave it blank because I'm incredibly lazy, and then the MoP expansion will reset it all for me.
P.S. I hate you... you know why.
I hate me too, you have no idea how much it sucks being me :C
I love you :C