Things you don't want to hear healing PuGs 6

This thread is a necessity, lets not lose it!

First five threads can be found here:
1) http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/2228426307

2) http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/2593006561

3) http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/3082213575

4) http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/3530353936

5) http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/4015164129

Keep em coming!
85 Troll Priest
9540
Since I haven't seen Abeille around in a while, I'll post this in her honor (Her words, not mine. I take no credit):

Hey! The following is the officially unofficial member's list for this thread :P
This is just something for fun which started from the previous thread. I'll be updating it all on this one post instead of repeatedly posting.

You can choose to have almost any title and member number. Just stick to the following rules:
1) Keep 'em titles decent. If you want to be funny or serious it's your call; but let's not start off a war okay?
2) No take backs or changes! You post it down and I put it in the list then it stays there.
3) Only one title/number per Healer toon (exceptions must have valid reasons).
4) No overlaps! If it's on the list then choose something else.
5) Member numbers are a maximum of 8 digits only.

Okay here it is in numerical order:

Head-desk Healing Specialist Grishmak: #00000001
Risk Manager Pruflas: #00000003
Treasurer Abeille: #00000004
Morale Officer Oldwolfe: #00000007
PUG Slayer Buffyria: #00000008
The Wise Nataleiya: #00000009
Life Grip Coordinator Koban: #00000010
Professional Altoholic Kneanderthal: #00000025
Lightwell Distributor Akaeya: #00000069
Mascot Zrod: #00000078
DPS Head Knocker Sylvanestra: #00000088
Professional Chain Heal Spammer Twiist: #00009216
Counselor Chainjoi: #08269519
Grant Support Oominous: ##08675309
VP of Spamming One Button Eriatus: #11111111
62 Gnome Priest
14215
Dear Tank,

Pulling all the mobs in Scarlet Monastery Cathedral, /y "BAI LOOOSERS!" and then dropping group was not as devastating as you hoped it would be. It was not even entertaining. Scarlet Monastery, really??

Better Luck next time,
The Looosers
85 Dwarf Shaman
3390
I just remember back in 4.2 in any ZA group where I get in, look at the tank in mostly blues and a few greens and the dps being about the same. Of course, someone would then chime in

"HEY LETS DO A BEAR RUN!!!"

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING good ever came out of under-geared players trying to do a bear run. Of course, the healer is always the one getting blamed for the failure.

I do not miss those days...
90 Draenei Shaman
7105
03/24/2012 10:14 PMPosted by Shamazin
"HEY LETS DO A BEAR RUN!!!"

oh no ahaha
90 Draenei Shaman
0
One of the first dungeons in Outlands (think it was Blood Furnace or something). DK tank (I've come to dread DK tanks in Outlands) can't hold aggro at all, I'm putting out fires everywhere, everyone is dropping.

Tanks whispers: "dude, forget everyone else and just heal me and the other DPS DK."

.....
90 Draenei Priest
11815
"Is your guild hardcore elite or something?"

No, we're just not baddies that stand in fire, face green spewing mobs to the group, make scorch 80% of our damage, etc etc.

Also not a good idea to mock the tank in an obviously all but one guild group, when you are a hunter in mostly greens, in End Time. That gets you kicked before the last boss :P
100 Tauren Shaman
10250
"Bigger pulls!"

No. Leave. Thanks. Wait what?! You called me another word for a kitty?! Funny. The tank and I will just leave then. Enjoy your queue a-hole!!!! I hope the other two dps flames you.
100 Tauren Shaman
10250
03/24/2012 10:59 PMPosted by Kiango
"HEY LETS DO A BEAR RUN!!!"

oh no ahaha


I remember those days...

Actually, was tanking a ZA this weekend because I was tired of tanking HoT heroics on my bear. Just going through, tanking as fast as the healer and dps can keep up with me. It wasn't bad. It was slow though. But on the third boss, no one killed any of the hatchers. All the eggs hatched. Lucky for me, I didn't suck at tanking and the healer was doing great, so I grabbed all the hawks and swiped/maul/mangle/AoE like mad. Topped out at 26k dps that fight.

"I'm going to chain pull because I want to hurry this along" while wearing his greens, blues, and a welfare purp from the ah.

/disband


I hate those people.
85 Troll Priest
9540
Tanks in the level 55 range with the Jenkins title.

That is all.
Edited by Akaeya on 3/26/2012 3:21 PM PDT
85 Draenei Shaman
1305
Just did a Zul'Aman. First thing the tank says is 'Never been here before' and all three dps say they haven't been either. Thank god for the nerfs....
90 Undead Priest
4720
This is from my pov as a tank, about the healer.

I was tanking on an alt on pretty low lvl dungeons (20-25ish) and kept getting put together with a pally healer who insisted on having righteous fury active.. he said it doesnt matter, we are such a low lvl..

He died multiple times..

Luckily there was a shammy there to pick up his slack. He would pull everything off of me and try to heal at the same time.

I was on the verge of a meltdown.
85 Draenei Shaman
9595
Dear Tank,

Pulling all the mobs in Scarlet Monastery Cathedral, /y "BAI LOOOSERS!" and then dropping group was not as devastating as you hoped it would be. It was not even entertaining. Scarlet Monastery, really??

Better Luck next time,
The Looosers

Had something like that happen to me, except it was a tank pitching a fit because he lost a roll. And it was in heroic Stonecore. He pulled half the room with all the patrolling sentries and spammed "LOL" in chat. After we finish killing them all, I say, "Sorry guys, I'm back. Was on the phone." The tank replied, "heh" and dropped group.
100 Tauren Shaman
10250
03/26/2012 04:12 PMPosted by Shamannigans
Just did a Zul'Aman. First thing the tank says is 'Never been here before' and all three dps say they haven't been either. Thank god for the nerfs....


Happened to me Saturday night, except I was tanking on my bear. No one killed the hatchers. Thank god for lolswipe and a good healer.

03/26/2012 04:28 PMPosted by Feast
I was tanking on an alt on pretty low lvl dungeons (20-25ish) and kept getting put together with a pally healer who insisted on having righteous fury active.. he said it doesnt matter, we are such a low lvl..


Hate those idiots too.
85 Troll Priest
9540
I was just in BWD on my baby priest...and...I don't think there was a mob or a boss left untouched by our tank. x.x

So long...SO LONNGGG.
90 Blood Elf Priest
14460
Tried to heal a Naxx25 run for fun.

It wasn't fun.

Seems the only thing everyone else knew was what the achievements were for each boss. Not the mechanics of the fights or even how to execute said achievements, just the wording of the achievements.

First Quarter is the Arachnid. On Anub'Rekhan, tank runs ahead while some adds are beating on ppl's faces in the previous room. I backtrack and help them, and the tank pulls the boss, locking the three of us out. Tank dies, but the dps kill him easy enough. Finish the Quarter with minimal stupidness and netting all the respective achievements for that section.

Next we do Plague Quarter. Noth goes fine (not much to screw up there), but Heigan is a different story. We fail Safety Dance because the tank taunts Heigan down off his platform right at the start, and the alternating green takes out 2 ppl. Finish him off, move on to Loatheb. Fail Spore Loser obviously, so we just finish out the Quarter.

Lastly (I say this for a reason, you'll see), we go Construct. The green river's lethalness is lost on most of the raid. On Patchwerk, tank pulls him, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SLIMES. Needless to say, everyone goes down, and I make for the exit like a madwoman. Naturally, most of the raid fails at getting back to the instance (Venomspite is sooooooo far away from Naxx, apparently). I run back in, mass rez, meticulously explain how the fight SHOULD be pulled off, and we kill him. We kill the adds in Grobbulus' room, followed by ol' Grobb himself.

The pipe. OH GOD the pipe. Before I even have a chance to explain, they're already on the other end. Boss doesn't pull, but some fell down through the holes and aggro some out-of-the-way adds. LOS issues, and they die. I jump down and rez, and we run back around. This time I explain how leaving the very end of the pipe and entering Gluth's room instantly makes him aggro, as well as the Zombie Chow mechanic to the fight. I lead them down the pipe, and wouldn't you know it, someone autoruns out of the pipe. We jump down and lay into him.

Except he doesn't die. Gluth repeatedly eats zombies, and his health is a roller coaster nightmare. I just had enough, so I healed the best I could, and when there was only a few left, I hit Fade and Hearthed. I didn't want to be a b!tch, but I also didn't want to go through this painful drudge through Thaddius and his achievements, as well as the Military Quarter and Sapphiron & Kel'thuzad. None of them (or so it seemed) had ever been there before, and assumed it would be a faceroll at our ilvl. Which isn't a stretch, but when I have the most health of anyone, then there's a problem. If you want to be helpful, then at least make an effort. Don't expect everything to be so easy.
90 Blood Elf Paladin
8160
I just remember back in 4.2 in any ZA group where I get in, look at the tank in mostly blues and a few greens and the dps being about the same. Of course, someone would then chime in

"HEY LETS DO A BEAR RUN!!!"

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING good ever came out of under-geared players trying to do a bear run. Of course, the healer is always the one getting blamed for the failure.

I do not miss those days...


Neither do I. Speaking of ZA, for some reason after one attempt of just burning the boss and dpsing ALL the birds as they hatch and it working (by accident mind you), I had to heal this "strategy" every time afterwards.

Whenever we got up to the hatcher boss, the tank would say "burn the boss" and then run in. Or sometimes something as vague as "lust at the start" and people won't switch. Fun times.
Edited by Fiska on 3/27/2012 5:27 AM PDT
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