85 Undead Priest
and done
Edited by Puppett on 4/7/2012 10:50 AM PDT
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<Classy> is now recruiting exceptional players for server first Ranaros (heroic). We're currently looking to fill spots with exceptional players. Exceptional applicants are always considered. Please respond here or send and in-game mail to Yahh.

If you meet the following criteria, this is a huge plus and you're almost Garfunkel a spot on the roster:

-not drinking too much
-regular exercise at the gym 3 days a week
-eating well
-no more microwaved dinners and saturated fats
-a safer car
-sleeping well, no bad dreams
-keeping contact with old friends
-enjoy a drink now and then
-favors for favors
-fond, but not in love
-car wash
-no longer afraid of the dark
-at a better pace
-slower and more calculated
-now self employed
-no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants
-nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
-concerned, but powerless
-an informed member of society
-less chance of illness
-still cries at a good film
-still kisses with saliva
-doesnt cry in public
-no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick thats driven into frozen winter !@#$
-the ability to laugh at weakness
-a pig
-in a cage
-on antibiotics
Edited by Yahh on 4/8/2012 1:23 PM PDT
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1 Blood Elf Warlock
What if I go to the gym after not drinking too much?
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