No More Cows

90 Tauren Hunter
13120
/hug
/moo
/dance
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1 Orc Hunter
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steak monday!
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90 Gnome Warrior
13465
/hug
/dance
/eat mo chikin!
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90 Tauren Hunter
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Behemot pats Gigglefoot.
Behemot growls menacingly at ßowthree.

Behemot moos.
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90 Human Rogue
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We have achieved much glory against the cows, but make no misteak, they are still here!!
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1 Orc Hunter
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04/17/2012 12:28 AMPosted by Zachusaman
We have achieved much glory against the cows, but make no misteak, they are still here!!
this guy is vice president of the turtle alliance against all dumb cowyakbufalos
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90 Tauren Hunter
13120
cows hav nuthjn 2 wury abot

WIT DAT 2S RATIN
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90 Gnome Warrior
13465
I've been talking to the King. I think I'm going to head to Thunder Bluff and become Cheese Ambassador to the Horde.
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90 Tauren Hunter
13120
As a good friend of Baine's, I welcome you to Thunder Bluff.

However, for your own safety, please stay away from the guards. There are many gnome-eaters among their ranks.

Also, stay away from Kaga Mistrunner (http://www.wowhead.com/npc=3025). This she-devil has been selling Roasted Beef for some time now. Why she hasn't been arrested, executed, and fed to the kodos...I don't know.
Edited by Behemot on 4/17/2012 5:02 PM PDT
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85 Tauren Paladin
2325
http://news.yahoo.com/forest-considering-explosives-rid-frozen-cows-colorado-mountain-163736929.html

Please don't tell Behemot...
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1 Orc Hunter
0
we are beginning to test explosives on live cows in orgrimmar right now! Where do you think we get all this roast beef from?
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90 Gnome Warrior
13465
we are beginning to test explosives on live cows in orgrimmar right now! Where do you think we get all this roast beef from?


I sense deep anger in you. This just reinforces my belief that Orcs need to eat more Tasty Cupcake. I think the race would be happier as a whole.
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90 Tauren Hunter
13120
I got a Chef's Hat

Bring me the eggs!
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90 Undead Warlock
11760
I am happy to post with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demoonstration for freedom in the history of our horde.

Five Hundred score years ago, a great Moocow, in whose symbolic shadow we stand signed the Emoocipation Proclamation. This moomentous decree came as a pasture of hope to millions of Cows who had been seared in the flames of hibachi injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of victualtude.

But now, we must face the tragic fact that the Cow is still not free. Now, the life of the Cow is still sadly crippled by the manacles of smeel and the chains of dumdum urcs.


Fixed.
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90 Tauren Hunter
13120
Sorry, it's hard being fluent in cow and english...it's easy to get them mixed up!
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1 Orc Hunter
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apology accepted.....only if you let me taste your flank
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90 Tauren Hunter
13120
y r u obsed wit ating cow?

deed a cow hart ur famly wen u wer jus babby urc?
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1 Orc Hunter
0
yes.... when a was a wee little baby orc, a big dumb cow named belhuemont killed my parents. To this day i will never forget that dumb, ugly face. I will taste his blood!!!!!!!!!!
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90 Tauren Hunter
13120
sry

i thot ur parent wer garss....Y GREEN IF NUT GARSS?
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1 Orc Hunter
0
i will eat u ded
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