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90 Human Paladin
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04/15/2012 03:54 PMPosted by Hëartcrushër
I thought you were worgen not forsaken?


Yeah, but I'm still an undead blight upon creation.

Zombie is easier to say.


I wish you were a Zombie then my Holy attacks would do extra damage.
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90 Pandaren Rogue
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04/16/2012 12:25 AMPosted by Tankhealplz
I wish you were a Zombie then my Holy attacks would do extra damage.


You would have had a blast back in the olden days with the Forsaken race. They counted as Undead and lets say paladins ate them for lunch.
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90 Blood Elf Rogue
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04/16/2012 12:16 AMPosted by Gyroscope
Staying a troll for progression reasons.


Beasts exist in DS? O.o


I think he's talking about Berserking for progression reasons, not the Beast Slaying passive.
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90 Worgen Death Knight
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But ..... this ones a werewolf as well.

NEXT WE MAKE HIM A VAMPIRE!!


Forsaken are commoners. Death knights are hand picked by the lich king.

Also, I'm a worgen death knight. I'm a blood death knight. So I'm a wraith, vampire, and werewolf.
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90 Blood Elf Rogue
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DKs should get a caster spec. So I can make a BE DK and call it a San'layn.

Edit: Wait, can you make a BE warlock? That way I could get the wings...

Edit 2: You CAN! But then I can't use Ammanas/Kellanved/Shadowthrone, 'cause he's a guy...

Edit 3: Sigh.

Edit 4: Fml.

Edit 5: The king of high house shadow is having a sex change.

Edit 6: Or I could use Vorcan, the mistress of high house shadow; she's actually an assassin, though.

Edit 7: Meh, definitely saving Vorcan for my fourth rogue.

Edit 8: I don't want to play a male blood elf...
Edited by Verelyse on 4/16/2012 1:13 PM PDT
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90 Worgen Death Knight
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There is so much wrong with you.
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90 Blood Elf Rogue
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WHY CAN'T SOME !@#$ING HUMANS BE %^-*ING HORDE. AMMANAS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHORT TAUT BLACK GUY WHO ENGINEERED THE RISE OF THE MALAZAN EMPIRE THEN ARRANGED FOR HIS OWN ASSASSINATION IN ORDER TO ASCEND TO GODHOOD AND TAKE OVER THE WARREN OF MEANAS IN ORDER TO KEEP THE HIGH THRONE OF SHADOW OUT OF THE HANDS OF THE TISTE EDUR TO KEEP THEM FROM ACCESSING THE ELDER WARREN KURALD EMURLAHN AND RAINING DESTRUCTION DOWN UPON THE EARTH BY RENEWING THEIR ANCIENT BLOOD FEUD WITH THE TISTE LIOSAN. He's not supposed to be a male blood elf. x_x

I could make him a forsaken but he's not an undead, and that'd overlap with my T'lan Imass.

Sigh.
Edited by Verelyse on 4/16/2012 1:21 PM PDT
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90 Worgen Death Knight
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Vere. Vere. Vere.

Can I have some of your drugs?
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90 Blood Elf Rogue
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I'm not on any drugs.

That's probably 99% of my problem.

I get high by flunking college obliterating everyone's expectations for my future and sticking it to the man.

I could make Ammanas a male goblin, that'd fit his character.
Edited by Verelyse on 4/16/2012 1:24 PM PDT
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90 Worgen Death Knight
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Oh in that case.

Would you like some of my drugs?
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90 Blood Elf Rogue
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I'm probably deathly allergic to them.

You have to understand, I thoroughly enjoy living. It's just society's convolutions that I find bemusing.
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90 Worgen Death Knight
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Bemusing is nice. It puts it in perspective.

I just get so tired. And angry.

I just feel like we somehow got lied to about life. Something is wrong and I've spent the better part of a decade trying to pin point it.
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90 Blood Elf Rogue
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It's the lack of anime physics and dueling.

I pray thee, good Mercutio, let's retire: The day is hot, the Capulets abroad, and, if we meet, we shall not scape a brawl; for now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring.

Seriously, I'm a fencer. I should be able to walk up to people in Walmart and challenge them to duels.
Edited by Verelyse on 4/16/2012 1:53 PM PDT
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90 Worgen Death Knight
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Thou art like one of those fellows that when heenters the confines of a tavern claps me his sword upon the table and says 'God send me no need of thee!' and by the operation of the second cup draws it on the drawer, when indeed there is no need.
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90 Blood Elf Rogue
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Am I like such a fellow?
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90 Worgen Death Knight
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Come, come, thou art as hot a Jack in thy mood as any in Italy, and as soon moved to be moody, and as soon moody to be moved.

Now get in vent, because my brain doesn't remember the rest.
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90 Blood Elf Rogue
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And what to?
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04/16/2012 12:16 AMPosted by Gyroscope
Beasts exist in DS? O.o


PS, Shes talking about Zerk.
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90 Pandaren Rogue
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04/16/2012 04:10 PMPosted by Relikar
Beasts exist in DS? O.o


PS, Shes talking about Zerk.


Actually... I'm a Guy In Real Life and...

04/16/2012 12:54 PMPosted by Pancakê


Beasts exist in DS? O.o


I think he's talking about Berserking for progression reasons, not the Beast Slaying passive.


You were already beaten to it.
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04/15/2012 03:15 PMPosted by Hëartcrushër
You ever seen a fat zombie?

Abomination, I guess? Be ware, you don't wanna end up that ugly.
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