04/16/2012 01:15 PMPosted by Krystofwho awoke the kracken!! love u rd
works slow, I really need yall's numbers.
It has come to my attention that there has been a clear division among allegiances on Burning Blade Horde. There seems to have been a split between myself and Krystof's gang of cutie pies - a split which has caused turmoil within my fragile self not only myself, but with all the other self righteous duelists.Yo Will, I fixed this post for you just so we could at least have an accurate background for all your loyal fans. I was going to stay out of it, but come on, I'm too much of a douche for this sh*t
In this post I wish to a present a brief history documenting such turmoil. I hope this said documentation can provide insight into the inner workings of the mindsets of Krystof and Fixty. Moreover, I find it suiting to use this expose as a sort of reaching out so that, we can f*ck up our relationship even more and pretend this never happened!
So anyway, this entire arena season has been shrouded with the absence of a Gladiator title. This absence of a few pixels above me head has been the punch line of Fixty and Krystof throughout this season. For those of you who do not know, Krystof and Fixty received their first Gladiator title S10, playing the infamous ShadowPlay composition. Needless to say, this tiny lack of achievements between us has diminished me to nothing more than a Durotar duelist.
What Krystof and Fixty already keep in mind is that I would have also been a Gladiator during S10 if it wasn't for some unlucky (read: partners being band for shady sh*t) circumstances that occurred on Darkspear Alliance.
As mentioned Krystof and Fixty received Gladiator during S10 with a rating of 2550 on Vindication. They did so at about the middle of the season, when the ladders were less active than before, with a 90% W/L ratio, clearly disputing any doubt they weren't capable of this mighty Gladiator feat. They sat this esteemed 2550 rating for months, cautiously checking the ladders, the last week, to finally let out a sigh of relief that they had safely clinched glad at rank 25 (there were 7 spots after them, not to mention they were the highest rated team that queued after mmr was fixed).
Meanwhile, while Fixty and Krystof were camping rating, one of their lock/priest combos, for nearly half a season, I was actually playing the game. I had initially rerolled to Darkspear, with them and then ditched them for some new friends. I achieved 2520 rating with Youtube star Catoonz and a Priest named Medix. I then started playing with Thingtwo's mage named Searling and with another Priest named Aetarius. We absolutely dominated the ladders. We stormed up to 2600 rating during a time where 2600 was considered impossible; we did so with an impressive win loss.
This was around two weeks before season's end, and unfortunately because one of my partners was found doing shady !@#$, he was banned, and since they were my only ticket to gladiator, I then realized I was incapable of such a feat by myself, thus, succumbing to my duelist mentality. Also I would like to note, I was super salty that I didn't get glad, and tried to play it off like I didn't care. But now you see I do care because I make posts like this.
So lets recollect what the current scenario looked like:
-Fixty and Krystof had been camping gladiator for half the season to 2550 rating and got gladiator
-Bobrosslol had achieved 2500+ not once, but twice, around a month before seasons end, finishing with a secure 2580~ rating for Gladiator, and earning the duelist title.
Unfortunately for me, we had six people on my 3s team. We had two comps: RLS (Pregnant, Personalityz, Bestwarlock) and Shattertree (Bobrosslol, Thingtwo, Aetarius). The RLS qued two nights in a row - tanking our 2600 rating to 2400 and out of glad range. We would have had the opportunity to get our rating back but my shadowpriest partner Aetarius got banned during the last week of the season.
So here I was, having surpassed the rating of Krystof and Fixty when they were cowardly sitting on a title, only to lose out on some prestigious pixels.
And because of their getting Glad, I have painted (Bobross pun) them out to being notoriously arrogant - going into guilds like Battleguard and making fun of people missing 2200 rating.
Also they have leveled 2 teams to gladiator this season while I am still sitting here complaining about last season and how I was a %@#* to them and that's why they treat me like a common durotar duelist.
TL:DR I'm salty because I didn't get gladiator and people I used to be friends with did; now I sit here and make forum posts trying to defend my skill instead of going out and getting gladiator (like they are doing on multiple toons and bgs this season).
TL:DR I'm also bipolar because I started this thread talking %^-*, now i'm going to reminisce on all the good times we had.
04/16/2012 08:25 PMPosted by Snackumsphishy and snackumz are kings cya noobs
this forum has been acting weird lately doing that.04/16/2012 11:52 PMPosted by Babypukephishy and snackumz are kings cya noobs
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