LIL PEP from TOMAX

85 Tauren Druid
8750
Hello all

I have been getting alot of requests for an updated forum post on the status of the server and why so many guilds have been unsuccessful this expansion.

I have a few top 5 lists I wanna go through.

TOP 5 Under achieveing guilds.

5. Plague
Hey you were good oh wait your so good you cant kill bosses but good enough to server transfer
4. AFK DURRING Trash
Hey were good oh wait the boss is hard and we can RNG down with 50 attempts ok lets just decide to stop raiding so we can claim we didnt try. PS I got 25 bucks lets server transfer
3. Vindicated We all knew you were bad but I figured you would zerg enough attempts to be competative
2. Every Ally guild. Seriously you couldnt get a 10 man together to do any thing worth anythign?
1. Grim. Pretty clear all your good players left Hope that 42nd legendary is goign well for you. NOrmal modes are for you.Top 5 Over acheivers of the Expansion
5. Miromax. Gratz bro your the best player in grim
4. Kwertie Way to carry solid
3. Ariela Way to Carry Kwertie
2. Exploitive/catwithflag. Really guys nice work with the AFK B-Team
1. Delrake. Nice work man way to show the world that PVPers can get server first raidign 3 hours a week. BTW Delrake is the only priest to heal Heroic Spine. Way TO MISS THE RAID FOODSTAMPT

Top 5 Players on the Server.
To no suprize this is all members of imperium.
5. Yeskah. Best OT on the server this guy is pro at getting caried by tomax
4. Phaked. This guy can break 50k dps while stealing internet form the FBI
3. Vedis. Best healer ont he server even if he likes hockey and hockey sucks
2. Poliwhirl better then everyother player ont he server even if he leaves frost patches in the middle for haggara
1. Tomax best tank/Best DPS/BEst healer

Top 5 Excuses for why you didnt get heroic clears this expansion
5. Yo my raid group sucks
4. Yo I cant raid that mcuh
3. Yo this server sucks
2. Yo I cant raid with you tomax
1. Yo im in FIVE MAN

Top 5 Reason why imperium will continue to be the best guild on the server
5. Tomax
4. Tomax
3. Tomax
2. Tomax
1. Tomax

Figure it out baddies
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90 Troll Druid
11105

Top 5 Reason why imperium will continue to be the best guild on the server
5. Tomax
4. Free Big Macs
3. Fat Chicks
2. Tomax
1. SOND HAS JOINED IMPERIUJM

Figure it out baddies


Haters gonna hate.
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85 Orc Warrior
10660
Thanks for the update tomax, I've been wondering how things have been going around here these days.

As I suspected... not much.....
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85 Orc Rogue
6865
You missed one... Top 5 reasons you can't get laid ;)
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90 Troll Druid
3300
Thanks for the update tomax, I've been wondering how things have been going around here these days.

As I suspected... not much.....


Metal, get out of here with your Heroic farming, you'll make Tomax feel bad because he can't down it until it's nerfed to the ground.

Inb4 "0/8HM val et@me", sorry this expac's raiding cant be taken seriously <3
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90 Tauren Priest
10390
i so have a icelord title on this server
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85 Tauren Druid
8750
25 dollars for aheroic kill gratx metal
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Top 5 Reason why herps will continue to be the best derps on the server

5. Tomax
4. Tomax
3. Tomax
2. Tomax
1. Tomax

Figure it out people who down content faster than I do


Or simply because youre the only guild who keeps trying on dspine (I apologize in advance to Solid/AFK/Seismic if you're actually still putting attempts into H.Spine)

All Hail "Dragonslayer" Tomax
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90 Troll Shaman
12580
Whoa, Daggerspine got a Madness kill?

...

BEFORE MoP?? Praise the nerfs!
Edited by Liax on 4/18/2012 4:17 PM PDT
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85 Tauren Shaman
10485
OH SNAP MY GUILD NAME MADE IT ON THE LIST *HIGHFIVES*
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85 Orc Warrior
13105
I think there was a little mismatching

Top 5 Excuses for why you didnt get heroic clears this expansion
5. Tomax
4. Tomax
3. Tomax
2. Tomax
1. Tomax
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85 Undead Warlock
13985
Awesome trolling skillz sir tomax!
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85 Human Paladin
7765
TOMAX VICIOUS BROS
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90 Goblin Rogue
12660
This didn't seem like a pep talk at all.
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90 Orc Shaman
8255
your epeen feel better now?
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85 Goblin Hunter
3230
tomax is the spine in daggerspine, wind under our wings, pve hero of dspine

gg
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1 Blood Elf Warlock
0
tomax is a baddie
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90 Tauren Druid
11515
Tomax, so troll its okay blizzard makes nerfs for you too feel still somewhat relevant.

Keep trolling its the only thing keeping this server alive and kicking?
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90 Orc Hunter
10410

Top 5 Reason why imperium will continue to be the best guild on the server
5. Tomax
4. Free Big Macs
3. Fat Chicks
2. Tomax
1. SOND HAS JOINED IMPERIUJM

Figure it out baddies


Haters gonna hate.


Haven't been on dspine in a while. I see it's so bad that Sond has lowered his standards. Well played, tomax, well played.
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90 Goblin Priest
9450
top 5 reasons i stopped doing anything in the world of warcraft.

1. Diablo 3
2. Diablo 3
3. Diablo 3
4. Diablo 3
5. Diablo 3
Edited by Patient on 5/16/2012 2:56 PM PDT
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