LFR Loot Roll Formula

90 Blood Elf Priest
18075
After months of intense scientific studies, Shattered has finally put together an accurate formula for loot rolls in LFR.

v=amount of times you stand in stuff your not supposed to stand in
w=amount of times you miss using a cd
x=times you die to things your not supposed to die to
y=amount of dps/healing your supposed to be doing
z=amount of dps/healing you do

(y-z)+v+w*x=roll chance

There is also a significant modifer list with items such as -
*spamming chat
*bringing geared toons from same guild as non geared toons to roll on loot
*wearing gear that is not the type of material for your class (IE plate wearer with mail gear equipped)

Shattered has also unlocked a secret modifier for the above formula using the following steps

1. Join LFR with no less then 7 guildies.
2. Start spamming LFR chat with such statements as "AMERICA, F@%$ YEA"
3. Kick 10 people from LFR group, preferably those who say "Boot those TL retards" so that no more raid kicks are available.
4. Stand in every fire, dont use cool downs, jump off every possible surface that has a significant fall rate such as in airships, on floating islands, into water etc.
5. Ask redundant questions like "What does this green button do"
6. Be sure you have 1 or both of the tanks in your guilds party, and have them run around kiting bosses. Bonus points for tanking Hideous Amalgamation away from the plates, calling out the wrong color globules, and standing in black blood.

For the full scientific study, you can contact me and I will send you a complete copy, for a small one time user fee.

Patent pending.
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
12010
You forgot #7: Bring Xeypher along to annoy the $*#@ out of everyone and make them leave raid.
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90 Blood Elf Priest
18075
Actually, even though Xeypher is our token "kick this guy out of the guild 3-4 times a day for the hell of it" person, the 2 that top the annoyance modifier of this formula are Nutsak and Blackmagic, with Nutsak being slightly ahead for being banned for 3 days for telling a gm he wanted to have their babies.
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
10990
If only we had some sort of video representation to show us this formula in action...
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85 Blood Elf Paladin
4415
It would be hard to top the time Black got stuck under the platform during a wipe on Ultraxion trash so it wouldn't reset and the whole platform was covered with pretty purple flames. Anytime someone left raid and a new person zoned in, they immediately died. This went on for about a half hour and was brilliant!
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85 Undead Mage
8995
We need to test this extensively tonight with video documentation and commentary.
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90 Blood Elf Priest
18075
04/23/2012 02:05 PMPosted by Methusula
We need to test this extensively tonight with video documentation and commentary.


I agree. Only good things can come of this.
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85 Undead Mage
8995
K then our homework will be to get some alcohol ingested prior to our escapade. Authenticity is paramount. Also, it will make shiz funnier.
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90 Orc Shaman
9130
Shattered tested these theories and formulas quite extensively last week. Too bad no one frapsed it :(
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85 Goblin Hunter
12795
lol
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
10990
04/25/2012 07:33 AMPosted by Shatterfaith
Shattered tested these theories and formulas quite extensively last week. Too bad no one frapsed it :(


srsly shame on you six
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85 Orc Death Knight
8330
04/23/2012 12:27 PMPosted by Ephelia
You forgot #7: Bring Xeypher along to annoy the $*#@ out of everyone and make them leave raid.


I don't even... I haven't talked to Ephelia in forever and I come back to see she's still bashing on me
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