Search all toons/accounts for those that have every achievement required for the Children's Week Meta - EXCEPT School of Hard Knocks.
Of those what percentage virtually NEVER PvP (say, fewer then 5k Honorable Kills).
Of those, what percentage have over 5000 achievment points. (The non-PvP achievers. Known in game design parlance as the "social" and "achiever" templates, rather than the "killer" or "explorer" templates. i.e. the bread and butter subscribers.)
Now for the final two calculations. How many of those are missing only School of Hard Knocks from the What a Long Strange Trip achievment?
How much good will do you think would be generated by handing a free mount to all those people who keep renewing their subscriptions solely for non-PvP achievements?
(HINT: when they run out of achievements they feel they can earn the game ends for them. If this is "unachieveable" or given-away the effect is the same, they leave. But if "given away" the granting of 2 formerly unaccessible achievements MAY encourage them to attempt other "formerly unaccessible" achievements. Either way you aren't OUT anything, and you may gain [Scroll of Resurrection] or at least not lose subscriptions.)
To all the haters, I have the meta, I'm posting on my main. I'm clearly an achiever, I'm clearly non-PvP. So is my wife, who is 1/2 School away from hers, since last year.