So heres the deal, I'm going to give it away. Send me an in-game mail with a joke, limerick, short story, etc, and if i find it entertaining I'll send you a reward anywhere from 50 to 1000 gold maybe even more. Just specify if you want gold or some transmog gear.
You have until 9am pst May 2nd, as my account runs out that day.
To give credit I got the idea from this person: http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/2191101118
Good bye and happy wowing to those who remain.