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Revolting Peasants: Epic Wipes since 2009-ish

We also one-shot Curator...last week. #sup now

Someone was moving during flame wreath, or we'd have one-shot Shade of Aran too.

I had lag.

I am a derp and so can you, a definitive guide to maximizing your derp.

I am the man your raid wishes you were like.

You can't be me but you can raid like me, a pantsless Peasant who can outdps more than a quarter of a 25m PUG raid while wearing a gaudy winters veil sweater, a top hat and the signature lack of pants, shooting a rainbow from my crotch at a raid boss every ten minutes.

Kolaron you should join me(pantless of course) for a LFR and we can be #1 and #2 dps! We'll even shoot DOUBLE crotch rainbows.

All the way across the raid! o m g

In other news, I am also a dragon. In fact, I am Kol'Aron lord of the chromatic dragonflight and aspect of friendship (but mostly rainbows)

In the upcoming patch I will be added alongside my mates Ysera and Alexstrasza in fighting Deathleg.

Here is just a few samplings of my added dialogue and mechanics

"MAY THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE OVERCOME ALL OBSTACLES."
Kol'Aron grants you his boon, use this new ability, Hug of the Rainbow Lord to inflict one hundred million damage to deathleg because he's a big grumpy pants who hates hugs

"WE MUST STOP THE FINAL CATACLYSM, JOIN ME IN THE ATTACK, HEROES. rainbooooooooooow"

Will there be pet battles in this guild?

How many of us will reroll pandas?

Do you prefer General Tso or something moderately healthy from the Chinese restaurant?

Can you find our roof?

Personally, I intend to take one of our druids, make her my pet, and destroy your pets.

Oh yes, for glory.

Pets? I got yer pets. They're from another world and they'll suck your soul out through your ear-hole, but still...pets.

Before I joined this guild, I was a fat, lonely nerd. I'm still a fat, lonely nerd, but now I have a bunch of other fat, lonely nerds to be a fat, lonely nerd with. And honestly, I couldn't think of a better group of people to fart around with.

Also, my pets are BEST pets and that is a fact.

Why do you keep calling me a power ranger?

05/02/2012 03:05 PMPosted by Lynnsay

Why do you keep calling me a power ranger?

Beats me why they do, I'd say you're more of a Gundam.

05/02/2012 03:13 PMPosted by Ceina

Why do you keep calling me a power ranger?

Beats me why they do, I'd say you're more of a Gundam.

I was going for the power ranger samurai look

<Revolting Peasant> help consolidate my entire life into this tiny box. Thanks <Revolting Peasant>!!! NO PROBALO!

I don't wanna brag or anything, but we're the best guild on the server*

*out of all guilds filled with Peasants. Offer not valid in 49 states. "Free" trial offer requires a subscription to 3 months of our service. See website for details. What website? Ask an officer!

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Moo.

Today's Revolting Peasant Recipe: Pulled Pork

1 teaspoon vegetable oil
1 (4 pound) pork shoulder roast
1 cup barbeque sauce
1/2 cup apple cider vinegar
1/2 cup chicken broth
1/4 cup light brown sugar
1 tablespoon prepared yellow mustard
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1 tablespoon chili powder
1 extra large onion, chopped
2 large cloves garlic, crushed
1 1/2 teaspoons dried thyme
8 hamburger buns, split
2 tablespoons butter, or as needed

Directions

Pour the vegetable oil into the bottom of a slow cooker. Place the pork roast into the slow cooker; pour in the barbecue sauce, apple cider vinegar, and chicken broth. Stir in the brown sugar, yellow mustard, Worcestershire sauce, chili powder, onion, garlic, and thyme. Cover and cook on High until the roast shreds easily with a fork, 5 to 6 hours.

Remove the roast from the slow cooker, and shred the meat using two forks. Return the shredded pork to the slow cooker, and stir the meat into the juices.

Spread the inside of both halves of hamburger buns with butter. Toast the buns, butter side down, in a skillet over medium heat until golden brown. Spoon pork into the toasted buns.

That sounds a lot better than how I usually do it. I usually just brown some pork shoulder and chuck it in the slow cooker for 10 hours on low with a reasonable amount of barbecue sauce, some chopped yellow onions and a fistful of brown sugar because I am lazy.

*coaxes thread higher*

YOU GUYS

CAN I RAID

I KNOW I WAS GONE A LONG TIME BUT I TOTALLY LOVE YOU AND I CAN PLAY AND I DON'T SUCK

AND I DON'T STAND IN FIRE, EITHER

PLS

CAUSE WHENEVER I LOG ON, YOU GUYS aRE BUSY

KTHX

CAPS

I think there's stuff going on this weekend. Maybe tonight, but def. tomorrow.

5% less derp?

I'm removing my sketchy alt from your guild.

<Revolting Peasant> help consolidate my entire life into this tiny box. Thanks <Revolting Peasant>!!! NO PROBALO!

Your every welcomes, Valerie! Come on down and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!