Welcome to tonight's broadcast of GNN, your totally unreliable source of breaking news!
*The gnome frowns at the papers in front of her, then back up at the camera.*
I've been busy! Uh... investigating KEY ISSUES! I CAN'T HELP IT! I CAN'T JUST MAKE UP NEWS! THIS STUFF HAS TO HAPPEN! RAWRRRR!!!
*The gnome leaps off her chair onto the news desk, kicking papers and pens around in a mad rampage. A small dart flies in from off-camera and she collapses as the camera cuts to a screen that says "We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please be patient." A few minutes later the gnome reappears, seated calmly at the news desk.*
Ahem. The head of the publishing powerhouse Noobs Corp. and dabbler in the fel arts, Rupert Murloc, is being investigated following allegations of [Corruption]. We go now to our ace reporter, Ben Trias, who is in the field with Mr. Murloc.
*The camera switches to a man wearing a cheese hat, poking a nonplussed murloc with his microphone. He continues to poke the murloc for a minute before realizing he's on camera.*
"Uh... umm... Mr. Murloc has expressly declined all interviews, so I'm just going to sign
off here. I'm Ben Trias, and this story has been reported."
*The murloc suddenly leaps up behind the reporter and bites him on the shoulder. "AAGHH!" The pair collapses in a cacophony of mrghglglghs, yells, and frothy blood. The screen switches back to the news gnome, who has just put on sunglasses.*
Looks like he was... Ruperted for reporting.
*"YEAHHHHHHHH" The GNN logo reappears with transparent bars drifting across the screen.*