Things you don't want to hear healing PuGs 7

90 Draenei Shaman
7105
First six threads can be found here:
1) http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/2228426307

2) http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/2593006561

3) http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/3082213575

4) http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/3530353936

5) http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/4015164129

6) http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/4254456843?page=1

Let's keep the ball rolling, we need this thread!
90 Blood Elf Paladin
11390
"This noobs in full tank gear, kick him"

It's just a transmog :(
1 Blood Elf Paladin
0
"This noobs in full tank gear, kick him"

It's just a transmog :(


>.<
90 Blood Elf Priest
14460
Since I haven't seen Abeille around in a while, I'll post this in her honor (Her words, not mine. I take no credit):

Hey! The following is the officially unofficial member's list for this thread :P
This is just something for fun which started from the previous thread. I'll be updating it all on this one post instead of repeatedly posting.

You can choose to have almost any title and member number. Just stick to the following rules:
1) Keep 'em titles decent. If you want to be funny or serious it's your call; but let's not start off a war okay?
2) No take backs or changes! You post it down and I put it in the list then it stays there.
3) Only one title/number per Healer toon (exceptions must have valid reasons).
4) No overlaps! If it's on the list then choose something else.
5) Member numbers are a maximum of 8 digits only.

Okay here it is in numerical order:

Head-desk Healing Specialist Grishmak: #00000001
Risk Manager Pruflas: #00000003
Treasurer Abeille: #00000004
Morale Officer Oldwolfe: #00000007
Buffyria the PUG Slayer: #00000008
The Wise Nataleiya: #00000009
Life Grip Coordinator Koban: #00000010
Professional Altoholic Kneanderthal: #00000025
Lightwell Distributor Akaeya: #00000069
Mascot Zrod: #00000078
DPS Head Knocker Sylvanestra: #00000088
Masochistic Wipe Preventer Assann: #00000627
Professional Chain Heal Spammer Twiist: #00009216
"Rider In The Sky" Radiant Light - #01100101
Counselor Chainjoi: #08269519
Grant Support Oominous: #08675309
VP of Spamming One Button Eriatus: #11111111


Reposting from previous thread. :)

I met Lightwell Distributor Akaeya today. :o
Edited by Buffyria on 5/17/2012 1:20 PM PDT
85 Troll Priest
9540
A Wild Akaeya appears!

/wave
85 Night Elf Druid
0
A Wild Akaeya appears!

/wave


ohai
90 Blood Elf Priest
14460
A Wild Akaeya appears!

/wave


ohai


I met an alt of her's in the Valley of Strength a couple minutes ago, Milkmesoftly.
90 Tauren Priest
12030
/wave

:D
85 Night Elf Druid
0
/wave

:D


ohai
90 Blood Elf Paladin
9745
"Rider In The Sky" Radiant Light - #01100101
90 Tauren Priest
12030
/wave

:D


ohai


Well hai thur. How YOU doin'?
85 Night Elf Druid
0
05/08/2012 08:01 PMPosted by Milkmesoftly
Well hai thur. How YOU doin'?


Huh? Oh, right.
90 Blood Elf Priest
14460
Added Radiant.

Did Heroic GB today. Had a DK tank that was actually really well geared. Umbriss was a little difficult because the Malignant Trogg wasn't CC'd for a little bit after he jumped down, so Umbriss had the buff for almost the whole fight. No one died, but they sure came close near the end from a Modgud's Malice powered Ground Siege.

Throngus was simple. Tank kited during Mace phase, used CDs liberally during Dual Blades, and everyone avoided his front during Phalanx.

On Drahga, the adds actually died before they could explode, including being slowed.

Erudax was easy as well. We didn't actually assign people to each add, we just burst them both down at once. Everyone but me got the Omelette achievement (I already had it), even though the dps was a little wonky.

Tank DK: 17.2k
Hunter: 12.5k
Rogue: 10.8k
Me: 9.7k
Dps DK: 6.3k

Overall, was a nice run.
100 Tauren Shaman
11140
This thread. I've been reading since like, number four.

Can you believe, in ALL that time, I haven't had an experience worthy of venting here?
90 Blood Elf Priest
14460
Just had a Resto Shaman complaining about losing a roll in LFR.

Apparently, he lost the Timepiece of the Bronze Flight to a fellow shaman. An ELEMENTAL shaman. I called him out on it, saying he had every right to Need it. He retorts that I should re-read what he said, someone compares his loss to a Balance Druid taking Agility leather gear, and I respond by pointing out that Elemental uses shields as well. He doesn't respond for a while, until:

"lmfao you still trying to trll?"

He tries to backtrack what he said, but it was too late. He just tells me to let it go (in colorful words) and just pretends the discussion ever happened.
90 Human Paladin
9050
Had a rogue intentionally kill every corruption on Spine in LFR the other day. And by "every" I mean he killed the new spawns as well. We had six or so amalgs up before we wiped. Douchenozzle was enjoying it and dropped immediately after the wipe. People like that should be banned from LFR.

Also had an LFR run with zero wipes. There wasn't even any fire on Ultraxion trash.
85 Undead Priest
2700
This thread. I've been reading since like, number four.

Can you believe, in ALL that time, I haven't had an experience worthy of venting here?


*waiting for the Karma Charger to rear its ugly head, take a trip from Left 4 Dead 2 to the land of Azeroth, and restore balance and order to the universe*

Trust me, my bovine brother, it's coming. You will have a 5-man that will lead you to believe that the other four players each have an extra chromosome. That you have been able to go this long without having an experience like that means that you need to take a trip to Vegas, stat.
90 Draenei Priest
4575
I ground out a lot of HoT's monday for heirlooms for my new alt. The groups were all terrible. This is what happened in the worst group.

Zoned into Well to find corpses at Queen Azshara. Got everyone ressed up and ready to go. I didn't think too much about it, because a bad healer can cause wipes on the fight, and the gear score of most people was pretty good (10,300 range). I'm quite overgeared for HoTs (ilvl397), so I'm confident it'll go just fine.

Initial pull goes ok, but nobody dps's on the hand at all, and then people suddenly start taking huge amounts of damage. I heal through the damage burst, and get everyone stabilized. When the 2nd set of adds came out, the hand was still active around 75% health remaining. At this point we've got 4 adds + the hand alive, aggro all over the place, and I begin to doubt whether it's possible to heal through this much bad. I notice the mage in my group was kiting 3 adds, and doing a decent job, so I throw him some shields, and then alternate between smiting the hand and PoHing. Get the hand down, and we kill 2 adds just in time for the next 2 to spawn. The fight continues, the warrior tank is holding aggro on one add like a boss, and ignoring everything else. 2nd hand goes down faster, I'm forced to spot heal and PoH damage from the wandering adds, but we eventually do kill all 4. By the end I've used every mana cooldown and almost every healing cooldown, and am sitting around 5% mana, but we killed it with no deaths! Damage meters show me at #3 around 4k dps, tank #2 and that awesome mage #1 with 13k.

charuo> wow, that was crazy!
<crickets>

Either nobody speaks english, or the fight is always that hard for them? Regardless, I figure mannoroth is a piece of cake, so I keep my mouth shut and we continue.

Trash leading up to mannoroth goes smoothly, the hunter stands away from from illidan and loses the frost buff, but I heal through it (I mentioned in party he should stand closer, he said he didn't know that and thanked me!) Varo'thane went well, dps was still really low, but he died eventually, people mostly stayed out of the green, and we started on mannoroth.

Right about this point, I remember how bad the tank was at controlling adds in the last boss fight, and I get a bad feeling about dying to a swarm of demons. He actually does ok though. He's holding onto about 1/2 the demons, while my favourite mage is kiting the other 1/2 around. 1st green fire comes out, everyone avoids it nicely, and I figure we're home free!

But, this wouldn't be the worst group of the night if something didn't go wrong! 2nd green fire comes out, and the rogue, warrior, and hunter all start taking tons of damage. I manage to lifegrip the hunter to safety, but he still doesn't move, so just dies to a different green fire. The rogue dies at mannoroths feet, having not moved an inch the whole time. The warrior lives longer, but is out of heal range and dies quickly too.

So it's me, a frost mage who is god's gift to kiting, and a giant swarm of demons. It turns out the warrior kited everything about 1/2way back to stormwind, so there is a nice lull where mr mage and myself are not getting hit much. I start madly castings PoH, hoping to stack enough shields that we can survive the demon pain train that is heading our way. Demons head for the mage first, I hit him with PW:S and flash heal for all my worth. When he's just seconds from dying, he iceblocks and sends all the demons to me. PW:S, flash heal, flash heal, flash heal, pain suppression, barrier... There is no way that I'm going to survive, but I'm doing my damnest to delay as long as possible.

Right after barrier expires, Illiden saves the day! I've never really paid attention to Gift of Sargeras, other than it makes me into a cool demon with a funny jump. But, the healing effect is more than enough to keep me alive, and the fire quickly kills the demons. Mannoroth is still around 40% health, but now with no risk of dying, the mage and myself (mostly the mage) can finish him off easily.

After the fight, I purposely delay rolling on loot to keep people in the group, and start typing about how insane that fight was, and how I can't believe we survived. It was so intense that I was super excited we got the kill, and didn't say one peep about people being terrible... just purely excitement celebrating the kill.

<crickets>

Oh well, at least I had fun :)
85 Human Paladin
6890
Healing in LFR because I want some loots. The helmet token drops, and I get super excited because I neeeeed a helmet. I need as do several others. So who wins the helmet token?

A priest who already has the helmet and who is pulling 5600 HPS.

/HEADDESK
100 Gnome Priest
11670
I'm probably too nice. A few weeks back I was running LFR on my druid I think. I mainly needed to cap out valors, but was needing on tokens for offspec.

A token drops, I won it. A minute later I get someone politely asking for the token since he needs it pretty badly. I'm a sucker for people that need gear and ask nicely, so I hand it over. 2 more times this happens with the same guy. One more piece dropped that I won, forgot what it was but was an upgrade. Told him I was keeping that one.

Probably the best night I've had in LFR, 3 tokens in a row. All 3 traded away lol. Funny thing is not one person complained about the druid winning everything.

I had one night that I got barraged with complaints for winning a token I had for a guildie.
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