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So like we totally invaded Stormwind as epic zombie gnomes. While those Alliance chumps--er, heroes--giggled and shot each other with arrows we just ran between their legs and blasted them. I totally shot this gangly night elf in the rear with a frost bolt. He was like, "Who threw ice down my pants?" or whatever it was he was yelping.
But somebody owes me big. I broke like three nails! And I have to get my clothes cleaned too-- you can't even imagine the stink of a gnome zombie. It smells like engine oil and failed aspirations. Not to mention the smell of old beer and wolf pee in that nasty Stormwind inn we fought in, the Stinking Rose or whatever. I'm probably going to have to burn my robes now.
So since I witch-slapped my manicurist with a frost nova for running out of my red nail polish and she hasn't thawed out yet, does anyone know where I can get a good manicure now?
Edited by Qwendolas on 6/9/2012 7:55 PM PDT
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