Maybe we'll just pretend you're not there, like how we do with Askadellia. Would that satisfy you?
Oh, you showed me Cal. Clever and witty, for sure. That's all you have? Nothing from wikipedia to copy and paste?
Sofi hit the nail on the head when they said you try to hard to be funny. The whole Ector/Lola staying relevant bit was used in another post of yours. You are already reusing material?