Sam beats up kids who steal M&M's from his store. I would trust him with my life.
Unless hes driving. Hes a terrible driver! D:
Every store owner should take the kids who steal out to the wood shed. It worked wonders 100 years ago. Look at all the worlds problems today.
Now that you mention it, it seems that the current crime rate is directly proportional to the lack of wood sheds in the USA. Fewer wood sheds, higher crime.
I would assume that he's not such a good driver because of that bulls eye target you put on the trunk of his car with the billboard that states something about free money if a certain amount of damage is done to the target ...
Ok, he sounds legit.
Should I show him the super secret hand shake that nobody knows about?
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