Topic Mcymanny's biggest secret
Edited by Hityahard on 7/12/12 4:36 PM (PDT)
If you really must know, and of course I'm going to tell you all. Cause well, I'm a fcking azzhole. Anywho,
When Manny was in 5th grade he used to walk around and touch all the other little boys dìcks and tell them that it was a game called "Pickle".
"Pickle"(Mannys definition): Whoever can touch the others dìck for the longest, gets to touch the others "Marbles" (Aka; Balls).
He made all the kids believe this was a real game until Manny went too far one day with some kid and licked his belly button, and the kid went and told a teacher everything that Manny has been doing to the other kids, and he got yelled at and has been taunted about it ever since.
Anyways, Manny's looking for people to play with his pickle and marbles.
Now at the age of 17 he goes around telling little kids "I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle."