Unfortunately, due to the Forsaken’s ever-lasting …”presence” in Hillsbrad, one day his grain was tainted, fouled by unimaginable failed experiments that take place in the sludge fields. Falling to extreme fatigue and hallucination, in time, Scary had grown to believe his crew had returned, sitting atop a boulder believing it was Goiben Uden lo’s helm, shouting orders at yetis in a cave. Quite content with his current state of mind, the hallucinogens kept him in a euphoria that lasted months. He had believed he had a beautiful trophy wife, a repaired vessel, and a loyal crew, in reality, he lived in a yeti cave, was rapidly thinning, and occasionally and unknowingly having interspecies coitus.
One day, a lowly undead priest decided to explore the cave of which Scary was presiding, intending to fulfill an obligation he made to a stranger of a town not far away…grave mistake indeed. Scary managed to hide from the trespasser until he was in an ideal ambush spot, of which then, the warrior had knocked the priest out with a rock and began to eat him. Having had his fill, Scary’s fellow yetis looked upon him with disgust, and the warrior’s diluted and distorted grip on reality had perceived a mutiny among his crew being formed. With that in mind, Scary decided to start running. He ran for his life, running out of the cave and though the Foothills. He ran for days all the way through Silverpine Forest, all the way to Tirisfall Glades, intending to escape the ever inevitable mutiny against him.
Abrupty stopping at Undercity’s main gate, he came across a human mage in an intense duel against a night elf rogue. The human mage pulled a gladiator-style juke cast of polymorph. The rogue couldn’t believe he missed the kick, he was stuck as a sheep for 9 whole seconds! Unbeknownst to the duelers, a doped up, former pirate captain warrior was, in fact, watching in awe. Granted, Scary’s vision was still distorted beyond belief, and the environment he was in was a horrifying, disturbing sight of a naked human sexually molesting a sheep, the sheep terrified to all hell. So he fled, Scary fled as fast as feet could flee, and hasn’t stopped since.
Rumor has it, that on the Exodar realm of World of Warcraft, Scary the warrior still runs to this day. He runs and runs, ever longing for the pirate life he once had. On rare occasion, it’s said his spirit appears in Stormwind, some say attempting to pillage it himself, but to no avail. Others have reported seeing him in arena, and sometimes even standing right in the middle of Orgrimmar, however these scattered claims remain unconfirmed and undocumented. The detailed reports Scary had written on feces’ viscosity during his research have yet to be recovered, or cared about.
If anyone has a sighting they would like to report, or a screenshot that you think should be overlooked by a professional, this is the very forum thread to post it.
Edited by Zanñ on 8/18/2012 7:07 PM PDT