a little boy walks into a brothel, dragging a dead frog on a leash. he asks the lady if he can have a woman with chicken pox on her lips. the lady says " you are just a little boy. you have to leave" the little boy slaps a 100 $ bill on the table, and the lady says " well, i still cant help you, all of our girls are clean". so he slaps 300$ on the table, the lady thinks for a sec, and says.. ok, 3rd door on the right, but only a kiss or 2."
the little boy drags his frog down the hall, 5 mins later he is walking back out with lipstick on his mouth. the brothel owner asks him to stop a sec. then asks him " i have to know, why did you want a girl with chicken pox on her lips?"
the little boy looks at her and says .. " well, im going to go home and kiss the baby sitter, the babysitter is going to kiss my dad, my dad will kiss my mom, my mom will kiss the mail man, and THATS the S.OB. who ran over my frog!"