[8/8 HM 25] Recruiting for MoP Domination

90 Pandaren Priest
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Kinsmen of Kael’thas, Alliance, is recruiting for 25 Player Heroic Dragon Soul and Mists of Pandaria Expansion.

About us:
The guild was created on February 1, 2006. Our members range in ages from 20 to 50 with the majority in their 20’s and 30’s. We value our time and make every attempt possible to ensure our in game time is spent wisely. We believe in the greater accomplishments of a 25 man raiding environment.

A lovely video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUm2h2RUCNM

Our Heroic Spine Kill video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U4x7fvDess

Our goal:
To raid, always.

Our progression:
Current progression is 8/8 Heroic Dragon Soul.

http://www.wowprogress.com/guild/us/kael-thas/Kinsmen
http://www.guildox.com/go/g.asp?n=Kinsm ... %27thas-US

When we raid:
Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday from 8-11pm Central Time.

Loot System:
A very simple DKP system.
Officer Counsel for Legendary distribution.

What we need:
DPS

Web:
www.kinsmenguild.com

Real ID:
Aelric – jschaefer67@hotmail.com
Ezili - priestesschickey@gmail.com

A letter from our Raid Leader Kam:

To hopeful recruits:
1) I don't want slackers, those spots are already filled. Recruit attendance is important - it's tough enough to herd 25 people to show up at one time. Don’t waste our time and we won’t waste yours. Don’t app unless you are ready to commit to our raid times.

2) I like people that can read; especially things like our forums. We have recently failed idiots that can't find our guild forums during their recruitment period. Don’t be an illiterate idiot.

3) I like stubborn SOBs that want to take on the few challenges left in this game - the Heroic modes. I know it’s not ridiculously hard but the rest of the crap is just utterly boring. Even months behind with nerfs - this is the only engaging activity besides PvP in this game. Don’t be some kind of champion LFR lurker. If you like humping the easy normals in the bazillion under tuned 10 mans in this game FFS don’t apply. I will think you are retarded and probably make fun of you.

4) We are not the family-fun-filled-levelling guild advertised all over trade chat. If you want help leveling your 20th alt. go DIAF. Don’t bother us. We only really like raiding with our group of A-Holes and Wieners. To become part of it you have to go through a brief testing period and all of that involves raiding. Most of it is a wild good time but first you have got to impress us.

5) If you are a Drama queen and will at some point come crying, whimpering, back biting or complaining to me - don’t do it during raid times. Get me afterwards so I can at least enjoy your BS fully. You are encouraged to apply because we need some entertainment now and then. I can teach you where to stand, what to do and what to run away from but you gotta be able to push your own buttons. Know your class, be able to react accordingly. Show up on time and we got a party. At the least we will have 6 hours of quality time every week, maybe even 9 - ok that part was my own qq.
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90 Human Warrior
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Ezili, is it time for that steamy shower?
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90 Night Elf Druid
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07/25/2012 06:21 AMPosted by Ronninn
Ezili, is it time for that steamy shower?


It's always time for a steamy shower.
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90 Human Warrior
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So Blackie and Ezili in a steamy shower together? Hawt
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90 Night Elf Druid
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07/27/2012 07:58 AMPosted by Ronninn
So Blackie and Ezili in a steamy shower together? Hawt


oooh no. Only her sexy boy toy is allowed in the shower with her.
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90 Night Elf Rogue
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What do you know about steamy showers anyway Blackie?!
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90 Night Elf Druid
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I know nothing.
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90 Goblin Shaman
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She knows enough.
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90 Human Warrior
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Scrub-a-dub-dub,
Blackie, Ezili and Ron in a tub,
A wild night at the club,
Bellys full of bubb,
Lefty and Righty aint get'n no lub,
Not with Blackie n' Ezili rocking the nub

That's my song writing skills for today, now I need a coffee as there is clearly something wrong with me... although I'm betting Aelric thinks this song rocks :P
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90 Goblin Shaman
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I give it 10 stars!
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90 Night Elf Druid
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what did I just......

...

No.
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90 Human Warrior
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what did I just......

...

No.


What, you didn't like my rhyming skills? That actually took a bit of the ol' gears in my head grinding away seeing as I did that before my morning coffee :) I predict it'll be the latest dance floor sensation :P
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90 Night Elf Druid
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haha.. it was lovely.....

but why do I have to be in it :(
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90 Human Warrior
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haha.. it was lovely.....

but why do I have to be in it :(


You and Zili seemed to be enjoying your showers so much, who better to incorporate into song :)

Break it down :P
Edited by Ronninn on 8/4/2012 9:17 AM PDT
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90 Night Elf Druid
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haha.. it was lovely.....

but why do I have to be in it :(


You and Zili seemed to be enjoying your showers so much, who better to incorporate into song :)

Break it down :P


sigh.......
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85 Dwarf Shaman
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Why doesn't ron ever take showers with me anymore? Wtf dude?
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90 Night Elf Druid
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08/10/2012 01:22 PMPosted by Panda
Why doesn't ron ever take showers with me anymore? Wtf dude?


He has a wife for that now!
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90 Human Warrior
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I have a huge shower, you can join us Panda :)

Blackie as well, I'm sure Nal and you would hit it off :P
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90 Night Elf Druid
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I have a huge shower, you can join us Panda :)

Blackie as well, I'm sure Nal and you would hit it off :P


NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I like knowing her as Nal, as a guildie and your wife...NOTHING MORE!
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90 Night Elf Druid
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I have a huge shower, you can join us Panda :)

Blackie as well, I'm sure Nal and you would hit it off :P


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I have a huge shower, you can join us Panda :)

Blackie as well, I'm sure Nal and you would hit it off :P


Black Butler at your service! Nal will never have to lift a loofa ever again!

I am also a full-service cabana boy, equipped with a leopard print speedo & a bottle of suntan lotion for your muscular physique, Nal's fantastically framed face, amazingly awesome @$* and bodaciously ballin' bod!
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