Topic Fangs of the Father IRL.
He may have committed patricide to get them, but her could never commit matricide. Then who would tuck him in at night?
This is a joke in good taste. I know as well as all of you that we are jealous of those Legendaries. Cheers. Hope my waste of 5 minutes could make a few people laugh at the expense of this poor exploited kwasi-famous Facebook Dungeon Crawler.