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I am a bit distracted as I type this. My cat has decided that *right now* is a good time to climb onto the desk. I've decided to let him typewwww type for me. My apologies in advance.
Valryia is recruiting, again.
Here's the situati;oi
Here's the situation: We're a small group of friends that came backrkee4 back to the game after a yeaoeuoiw38 year-ish break. That said, we don't have the numbers to reach the coveted level 25. We'll get there evvvw453oopvvvvvvvvvvvvvv eventually, but with your help, we'll get there even faster.
We're looking for ALTS, not mains, to join the guild in the hopee7wr093 hopes of leveling the gu9iwoe guild. We're currently level 6. (I'm a greedy btch, so I really want perk #23: Bountiful Bags.)
Let me explain...
After much !@#$ talking in guild chat, Swath and I made a little bet. Who can get to level 40 faster? The prize? 250g. We made alts and it was on... It brings me enormous pleasure to announce that I destroyed him. (/brag rant over). Not to be dissuaded by defeat, we made another *little* bet.
How about a race to 85?
Bearing in mind that we're considered casual, we realized we don't have time for that on our alts but maybe YOU do. If you're level 60 or below, we want you. The prize? 1k Gold.
Here's the basic jist: (If you've ever seen the show The Voice, this will make sense. If not, go to nbc dot com and look it up right *now*. It's way better than American Idol.)
1) You must be a member to participate.
2) You can cheat by choosing a sponsor (one of us will *help* you).
3) Competition starts 8/1/12 and ends 9/30/12.
4) 2nd place wins 500g, 3rd place wins 250g.
Level 1 alts welcome. Remember, you can cheat by choosing a sponsor and they will run you through dungeon after dungeon if that's what it takes to win.
We currently have about 6 contestants of varying levels. It hasn't started yet, so there's still time for you (we) to win this. (Attn Swath: I do plan on winning, btw.)
(official rules, blah blah blah, pst for more info)
Added incentive: We (your sponsor) will buy your mounts at level 20 and 40.
What do the sponsors win? Bragging rights, baby. The most coveted prize of all prizes. Hurry up and join so I can destroy Swath again?
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