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Oh, we're fun alright.
We have a shaman that hexes everything and throws frogs at that which he cannot hex. One of his frogs is claimed to be a bartender.
We have a semi-insane leader who likes to shoot first and ask questions later, but mostly dangles from a staircase while making caricatures of everyone she comes across.
We have a mage who is required to blow something up or just consider the day otherwise wasted.
We have a self-doubting priest who cannot remember how old he is and frequently falls through windows.
We also have the best damn bbq in town, better than even what the goblins claim to have. On top of this, we get involved in tavern fights just to participate in the art of bottle shattering, and have amassed a small galley of shards that are being added into a grand mosaic which shall be unveiled two Brewfests from now.
Not only do we have a bridge to sell passersby, the bridge is made of chocolate.
oh! So THATS where you hide my frog army Tyr! Oh...the hexes seem to have timed out, oh well!
*goes about merrily hexing all the troll monsters and recreating his frog army*
NOW then! FROG ARMY ATTACK THE TURTLES!
*the massive frog army charges into battle against the evil turtles*
Nisur stood frozen in fear, or perhaps shock. As the undead frog army leaped forward to face the reckless onslaught of the terrapin hordes, the transfixed priest lamented the passing of the chocolate bridge, for oh how beautiful it was indeed. Not since the bridges bedecked in jewels in the city of Mac'aree was there such a bridge!
Nisur sat by the river of frogs and wept, wept for the long lost bridges of Mac'aree.
"How could I have let this happen? HOW?!"
*Looks at the hearthstones laying on frogs since the mass dispel only effected her transformations and wonders if it is worth turtling them all again or getting out of here while everyone else deals with the now abundantly clear overpopulation of frogs.*
What you do? No chocolate for you. You clean mess.
*Phases and disappears. Arrives in Theramore looking for a Jaina to see if there is a mass polymorph spell she could learn.*
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