Topic Mckenna/Lsannta slash fiction, make it happen
Edited by Çréêpshøw on 8/10/12 6:37 PM (PDT)
i was going to make a post to this but i know it would only end as a suspention and my post deleted lol, i sat here for like an hour typing and editing but no matter how much i would edit, it was still foul even for my tast.... here are some lines to give you the idea
as mckenna slung through the air in the grasps of lsannas death grip a black pair of stiletto heels fell to the ground, lsanna looked down at mckenna awkwardly and wrinkled his brow. What is this Mckenna! umm where you wearing heals?.... mckenna poused and started to shake. oh o no those are not mine where did they come from! cough. mckenna grabed the heals off the dirty WG steps and stuffed them in his bag in a hurry but before mckenna could ice block lsanna grabed at mckenna's bag tearing it wide open sending a cloud of make up and glitter everywhere! lsanna then knew what mckenna's dirty secret was, mckenna's secret was victoria's secret....
mckenna sightened his fists and wrinkled his face. OK OK ill do it! do not tell anyone AND I MEAN ANYONE ABOUT THIS! and ill be zombie lands slave for two weeks.. not wanting to suffer the embarsment of lsanna telling the alliance of his secret a fate worse then death in mckenna's eyes, mckenna agreed to be zombie lands slave for two weeks
mckenna pursed his lips eyeing the drink in gromms hand then looking up to lsanna, lsanna let out a long sigh in frustration, Mckenna ill give you a glass of cool aid after your done cleaning the second tab of the guild bank, your not even done with the first! mckenna stomped his feet and turned red in the face. but im thirsty now! please please even a juice box please please. when a loude bang echoed through org, common peaked through the bank door way and said. oh that was creepshow he could not stand mckennas whining anymore so he killed him self
mckenna got to his knees and grabed lsanna's leg, oh please please let me join you! i want to be a zombie land member ill pay the $25 for the faction change please! lsanna typed /disband guild and turned off his computer and left the world of warcraft forever, mckenna was found unconscious in his apartment 3 days later after spending 72 hours straight leveling up an orc deathknight named mcsanna....
They only knew the war between the factions, it was all they did, and all they cared about...until one day. The setting sun glittered into the distance like a campfire's reflection off of a block of ice, A former minion of Arthas, Lsannta rode into the hills of Tol Barad to defend the honor of the Horde, he knew not why, the years of being hit in the head had taken its toll. Across the field a Human Mage has a reputation of arrogance to uphold for he is Mckenna of the Alliance.
The battle raged for what seemed like day, the most heated battle raged near the Slagworks. Lsannta had taken a few shots to the face, but he yearned for more and word had spread amongst the alliance that a lone Death Knight was taking on so many at once, Mckenna knew his talents were needed. Biting off more than he could chew, and without re-enforcements Lsannta retreated to the relative safety of Baradin Hold, where he found a lone Mage. A mighty death grip flew trough the air, and the Mage stood stoically encased in ice, Lsannta knew he had met his match. An exchange of elements and steel had begun as the brute force of 100 mongoloids met the immovable object, a solo battle left uninterrupted the two foes found themselves an equal match, unwavering stupidity versus unbridled arrogance these two.....were soul mates.
Underneath the bridge of Tol Barad peninsula two foes had found love, plate armor and robes had been shed, weapon were lain onto the ground there was no war here no words, only action as the two embraced, for as they had embraced time had slowed to pace only known to star-crossed lovers who know their love will never be understood nor tolerated.
The distant fighting had not been heard for an hour, the two lovers had dressed and got upon their mounts, although they both needed extra cushioning. "I wish I could quit you" uttered Mckenna, " I AM LSANNTA ME LIKE GLUE" Lsannta replied. Mckenna blushed and rode off into the distance. Lsannta had taken the opposite path and regaled his comrades with tales of victory, while Mckenna simply summoned a portal and vanished and promptly punished himself by making small cuts on his forearm.
To this day they meet under the Tol Barad bridge at least twice a week, the only thing one may suspect is why they both have extra padding placed upon their saddles, and a occasional love bite that may become uncovered by their armor. The love they have is primal, and raw and to be shared with no one except the underside of a bridge, which inscribed upon a stone block by the base M+L is the only clue.
The (sore) End
also, my grammar probably fails, but it's also been awhile since I had taken English class.
If only i'd wasted as much time as mckenna hiding in tb and mooching honor kills maybe i'd be impressive too XD