Oi! Citizens of the Alliance and all that! do YOU have a P.L.A.N.? If you have an organization and are worried about someone comin in and swoopin your name away well then WE have a P.L.A.N. for you! P.L.A.N. or Patented Lettering of Acronym Names guarantees that nobody will ever be able to patent your name right out from under you! Why is this important you ask? well let me tell you a tale...
Way back in the not so near past an aspiring mage found himself a member of P.E.P. or People Eating Pies. Now this here mage was also fairly lazy so went about finding a way to invent pies that walk themselves to the table with predictable results. After about the third pie that threw itself in his face the chairman kicked the mage out of the organization and banned him from ever eating another pie! (at this a small image pops off the page of a man with pie on his face yelling at another animatedly with pies running around flinging themselves at people)
Angry at his disgrace and barring from pie eating the mage swore to get his revenge. He took himself off and holed up working on perfecting his sentient pies all the while teaching them hatred of those who would dare to eat them. Sadly...or not so sadly as the case may be here... they took this lesson to heart and he found himself a meal for the pies. Without someone to control them they made their own society and as it so happened created their own P.E.P. or Pies Eating People.
Now none of this ever would have come to light if one of the two hadn't up and decided to have themselves a P.E.P. rally to celebrate eatin what they love. (accounts are a bit messy from this time period and survivors of both blamed the other for callin the rally) As you can probably guess it didn't go over so well when both sides showed up lookin ta eat. Authorities later called it the deadliest food fight since the amateur biscuit bakin contest/Hockey game of 472. (Another arcane image pops up this time of pies and people covered in pies all sprawled out with a brawl raging in the background between the two)
Now...Like I said afor this was important to tell ya because had they had a P.L.A.N. this disaster would have been prevented and lives would have been saved! So what are ya waitin for? Go get a P.L.A.N. today!
*In fine print* P.L.A.N. is a patent pending name and holds no responsibility for names that aren't covered by it.