MoP (Horde Spoilers)

90 Night Elf Rogue
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So you know how most of us are aware of the Horde kidnapping Pandaren children in the Alliance questing? Well apparently, if you snoop around their destroyed base I believe, you can read this journal about the guy's reasoning behind it all.

Credit goes to Fojar of Scrolls of Lore for finding it.

Day 12

Honorable Warchief-

I have assumed command of the fleet after Krug fell during battle with the Alliance flagship. He died with great honor, and did not choke his last breath until he learned of the Alliance defeat.

The battle has taken a heavy toll on the fleet, but one by one our scattered vessels are arriving victoriously to the shores of this strange land. It is not on any of our charts.

I have tasked our peons with the construction of a safe harbor from which we can make repairs.

Day 13

A fat race of bear-creatures calls this land home. They are the "pandaren." Dalgan tells me that a pandaren was present at the founding of Orgrimmar, but he is always full of grog and lies.

These pandaren do not appear to be a threat, but they have supplies which will be useful to our campaigh: food, wood, stone... If this indicates the wealth of this new land, then it will make a fine prize for the Horde.

Day 14

Scouts have discovered ancient, unclaimed ruins backed up against the mountains that overlook the cove. It is an idea stronghold. I do not anticipate reinforcements from Orgrimmar for several weeks. For this reason I have opened the ancient texts and commanded our warlocks to begin summoning demonic forces to bolster our army. This show of force will no doubt intimidate the pandaren into aiding our cause.

An entire battalion of Forsaken forces swam ashore in the dead of night, survivors from the battle at sea. It seems they are impossible to drown. The stench is overwhelming, but they may have their uses.

Day 15

By now news of our victory at sea and discovery of this new land will have reached Orgrimmar. No doubt reinforcements are on the way. Our lookouts have spotted Alliance scout ships snooping around the debris field marking the location of the sea battle - they will likely come looking for their own. We will be ready.

The pandaren have proven to be useless to our cause. They are not interested in the goods we have for trade: they turned up their black noses at even the most powerful of fel artifacts. My troops will need food, we cannot eat the corpses of drowned sailors like the disgusting undead. Pandaren arrogance is making my blood boil. I cannot seem to escape my rage.

Day 17

The Alliance is coming. I can feel it. I do not know why - I have an overpowering sense of unease and dread. Something about this land is eating away at me. I have ordered my warlocks to summon a demonic observer so that we can watch the shores. They insist we will not be able to control it. I am surrounded by cowards in my time of need. Why do I feel such doubt? I swear my very skin is losing color.

Day 19

The Pandaren sent an envoy to ask us to stop cutting down their trees. I told him that his people should've listened to my request for more wood, and sent him back with scars. Releasing my anger felt good.

The Alliance is coming, and my time grows short. I must find a way to make the pandaren listen. Perhaps if I took something they valued, that would both show our strength and give us something to bargain with? Bellandra of the Forsaken had the interesting notion of taking their cubs.

Day 21

Alliance gunship spotted south of our position. I have ordered our grunts to the guns. I will see to the defense of Garrosh'ar Point personally.

I feel a great darkness inside me. The spilling of Alliance blood should bring relief. I am ready.
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The Pandaren sent an envoy to ask us to stop cutting down their trees. I told him that his people should've listened to my request for more wood, and sent him back with scars. Releasing my anger felt good.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Aaaaaahahahahahahahaha.

Hehe.

Heh.
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85 Human Mage
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08/05/2012 03:34 PMPosted by Jaelara
The Pandaren sent an envoy to ask us to stop cutting down their trees. I told him that his people should've listened to my request for more wood, and sent him back with scars. Releasing my anger felt good.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Aaaaaahahahahahahahaha.

Hehe.

Heh.


All will be forgiven because of LOLSHA.
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90 Draenei Paladin
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08/05/2012 03:39 PMPosted by Elenie


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Aaaaaahahahahahahahaha.

Hehe.

Heh.


All will be forgiven because of LOLSHA.


And orc jesus will drop down from the skies and the orcs will be victums because he said so.
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90 Tauren Druid
8945
Hey, look. More unexplained and contrary behavior. I mean, come on. Demon summoning?
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90 Night Elf Druid
11655
They're cutting down trees!?

This looks like a job for... *dons his Green Peace cape*

THE ALLIANCE!

*rides off on his nightsabre*
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85 Human Mage
4460
08/05/2012 03:44 PMPosted by Bullcowsby
Hey, look. More unexplained and contrary behavior. I mean, come on. Demon summoning?


Like I said, it's, "LOLSHA!"

Otherwise that Orc never would have become paranoid enough to even -consider- using Demonology.
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90 Night Elf Rogue
11450
08/05/2012 03:44 PMPosted by Bullcowsby
Hey, look. More unexplained and contrary behavior. I mean, come on. Demon summoning?


Seems like the good ol' Horde to me.

/Alliance bias
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85 Human Mage
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08/05/2012 03:51 PMPosted by Noitora
Hey, look. More unexplained and contrary behavior. I mean, come on. Demon summoning?


Seems like the good ol' Horde to me.

/Alliance bias


No, it's because of the LOLSHA!
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90 Tauren Druid
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Even if there's a quest to kill/punish this moron, it's just the same old shtick. Meh.
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90 Draenei Paladin
8675
08/05/2012 03:51 PMPosted by Noitora
Hey, look. More unexplained and contrary behavior. I mean, come on. Demon summoning?


Seems like the good ol' Horde to me.

/Alliance bias
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08/05/2012 03:49 PMPosted by Elenie
Hey, look. More unexplained and contrary behavior. I mean, come on. Demon summoning?


Like I said, it's, "LOLSHA!"

Otherwise that Orc never would have become paranoid enough to even -consider- using Demonology.


Lol, demons. What could be the worst that could happen?

~~~~~~~~~
18 months later
~~~~~~~~~

Eitrigg: Warchief! The Burning Legion is invading!

Thrall: What? How! We defeated all their minions!

Eitrigg: Apparantly, one of Garrosh' generals ordered his warlocks to summon a bunch. They got out of control. We haven't heard from them since.

Thrall: .... Garrosh....
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90 Draenei Paladin
8675
08/05/2012 03:55 PMPosted by Aurriastraza


Like I said, it's, "LOLSHA!"

Otherwise that Orc never would have become paranoid enough to even -consider- using Demonology.


Lol, demons. What could be the worst that could happen?

~~~~~~~~~
18 months later
~~~~~~~~~

Eitrigg: Warchief! The Burning Legion is invading!

Thrall: What? How! We defeated all their minions!

Eitrigg: Apparantly, one of Garrosh' generals ordered his warlocks to summon a bunch. They got out of control. We haven't heard from them since.

Thrall: .... Garrosh....


I wouldnt mind this if Thrall was attack by like 50 of them that'd be fine :P
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90 Tauren Druid
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It's not my story and I'll chalk it up to them trying to make a point about Garrosh's character, but it doesn't mean I have to like it.
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90 Dwarf Paladin
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I wonder if Forsaken are immune to the Sha like they are to the Old Gods?
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85 Human Mage
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08/05/2012 03:53 PMPosted by Bullcowsby
Even if there's a quest to kill/punish this moron, it's just the same old shtick. Meh.


Its LOLSHA! That Orc isn't responsible for his actions, and no one, not the Pandaren nor the Alliance, will -ever- hold it against the Horde. Nope, they'll be lauded for having been able to resist as long as they were, and be labelled as unfortunate, honorable victims of a corruptive power.
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90 Tauren Druid
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No, no. What will happen is we'll have months of posts in which we argue that it was/wasn't Garrosh's fault because this specific NPC (not the first....) decided to think on his own.
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90 Draenei Paladin
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08/05/2012 04:00 PMPosted by Elenie
Even if there's a quest to kill/punish this moron, it's just the same old shtick. Meh.


Its LOLSHA! That Orc isn't responsible for his actions, and no one, not the Pandaren nor the Alliance, will -ever- hold it against the Horde. Nope, they'll be lauded for having been able to resist as long as they were, and be labelled as unfortunate, honorable victims of a corruptive power.


I wouldnt be suprised if the family of the pandaren the horde killed brought them in for a drink of some pandaren brew after that.
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90 Human Warrior
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08/05/2012 04:00 PMPosted by Elenie
Even if there's a quest to kill/punish this moron, it's just the same old shtick. Meh.


Its LOLSHA! That Orc isn't responsible for his actions, and no one, not the Pandaren nor the Alliance, will -ever- hold it against the Horde. Nope, they'll be lauded for having been able to resist as long as they were, and be labelled as unfortunate, honorable victims of a corruptive power.


This is what I mean. I'm pretty sure, it is still their fault. The Sha are like say the symbiote from the Spider-Man universe. It feeds on negative emotions and brings them out much easier. So no it isn't a LOL Sha, it's just the sha breaking out the emotions.

Now if that was sarcasm, you're not helping.
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Kidnapping children? Summoning demons?

But don't worry, orcs are totally honorable guys. Totally.

Totally
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