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This is how I imagine it going.
Alliance: "Alright, we got 127 alliances here, let's go attack Terran Mill!"
Meanwhille at Terran Mill.
Three PGB members and an undead lowbie is chilling out.
PGB member #1: "Do you really think we can take on 40 of them?"
#2: "Of course! We're not called the 'Radical Squad' for nothing!"
Lowbie: "gimme gold plz, my account got hacked, need 4000 gold."
#3: "But Radial Larry doesn't even exist, and the fourth one is out with his family!"
#1: "At least I got this Relic of Argus in case things go down!"
#2: "Oh, I see them coming! Ready your station men!"
Lowbie: "o !@#$, time to go quest in stonetalon"
He attempts to get to the flight master who is then tagged by a rogue.
#1's spy addon spams his computer.
#1: "whelp, too many for us!"
#3: "I wonder why whenever we asked for peeps to pvp with us, they just go 'lol' and then troll while measuring their epeens"
#2: "Who cares, let us hunker in this very tiny house"
*stamper stamper stamper*
Alliance #1: I see them! Oh, one of them has a Battlemaster title of him!"
A #74: "And is... that 'Dragonslayer Dragonslayer' I wonder how much he paid for that title"
A #22: "I'm so gonna make a thread about how we are pwning those guys"
PGB #1 has already used his last relic via bubble while two druids + sushi try to maul him down along with a 85 warrior that didn't have shattering throw binded.
#2 is horribly mauled.
#3 got gibbed by a multi-boxer DK who spammed death grip to him when he was flying.
The lowbie never survived, he proceeded to corpse-walk all the way to AV's entrance where he is slightly safe from DoTs.
Also, while fighting, Sushi got a Bane of Doom on him. He immediately casted cyclone, ran 50 yards away, jumped around casting all HoTs on him, and turned in a bear, rinse and repeat.
Edited by Ryure on 8/2/2012 4:35 AM PDT
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