Death becomes you..

*flyer for services rendered are posted about Stormwind for all to see*

Death Becomes You - Undertaking Service.

Specializing in enchanted coffins to prevent the client from returning as forsaken!
Also available for purchase - Exploding Coffins for the forsaken troubling your life.


Guild discounts available!!
Plan for your future or a loved one's future now!

Measurements by master tailor available for accuracy on shrouds and coffin fit.

(Deliveries available through the auction house or by AAMS courier services)

Payments expected before death occurs!
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((I like it...though it seems, when given the chance, people choose "not dead" over the true and final dirt nap:P ))
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90 Human Death Knight
11900
We also offer discounts for repeat clients.
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((plan your next dragon soul or mop wipe lol))
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85 Human Paladin
9725
08/08/2012 11:47 PMPosted by Desrapture
We also offer discounts for repeat clients.


Brilliant.
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90 Human Death Knight
11900
(( It's primarily for someone who wants to race/faction change or transfer to another server. There is of course no real exchange of currency or items IC for the services, it just provides a little bit of extra rp))
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90 Human Death Knight
11900
08/10/2012 05:09 AMPosted by Desrapture
(( It's primarily for someone who wants to race/faction change or transfer to another server. There is of course no real exchange of currency or items IC for the services, it just provides a little bit of extra rp))

- and on that note;
" Don't like who you are? Who you were? We have now 'acquired' the means to put your soul into a ... like new body, upon death! Act now, bodies are in short supply."
-Please make request for the race and look of your new body atleast 24 hours in advance so "arrangements" can be made. Nonrefundable, terms and conditions may apply
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Specializing in enchanted coffins to prevent the client from returning as forsaken!
Also available for purchase - Exploding Coffins for the forsaken troubling your life.
This sounds like an awful idea...


((To any worgen in particular, I would think this a top priority on their to-do list for piece of mind. Have you forgotten Gilneas already?..

It makes for an interesting rp. Far from the typical 'sit-at-the-tavern-drinking-while-random-person-races-across-a-table' rp. As for a guild discount.. why not? Guilds as a whole often go in group to dungeons, raids, and even pvp events. And they 'wipe' together as well in groups.

Due to horrific events of the past.. keep in mind that Charrence is merely the silent partner, incapable of speech. Desrapture is the spokesman, an excellent salesman, and the head Mortician of our partnership.

If this service brings a smile even jokingly towards your next disaster then our job is done. The cost for service - your roleplay and imagination. ))
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