-ALL DPS CLASSES EXCLUDING HUNTERS, PALADINS.
-EXCEPTIONAL, EXPERIENCED, RELIABLE TANKS
*****AS ALWAYS EXCEPTIONAL APPLICANTS WILL BE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED*****
Sunday-Thursday 7:00 Server time ~ 11:00 Server time, Mondays typically clean-up if necessary. Do not bother applying if you cannot schedule your simple lives around these times. *Hours may extend past typical hours during the first few weeks of progression*
Application template: http://www.atakama.net/index.php?pageid=apply
Message myself or another officer in-game if you are having difficulty with forum access.
SERVER STANDING: #1 (5 YEARS)
Heroic: Madness of Deathwing (25) || US #87
Heroic: Warmaster Blackhorn (10) || US #16
Heroic: Ragnaros (10) || US #40
Heroic: Conclave of Wind (25) || US #49
Heroic: Cho'gall (25) || US #62
Heroic: Valiona and Theralion (25) || US #45
Heroic: Omnotron Defense System (25) || US #45
Heroic: Maloriak (25) || US #38
Heroic: Chimaeron (25) || US #13
Realm First! Fall of the Lich King
Realm First! Grand Crusader
Realm First! Death's Demise
Realm First! Celestial Defender
Realm First! Magic Seeker
Realm First! Obsidian Slayer
Realm First! Conqueror of Naxxramas
Heroic: Halion (25) || US #43
Heroic: Lich King (10) || US #21
Heroic: Lich King (25) || US #46
Heroic: Sindragosa (25) || US #24
A Tribute to Insanity (25) || US #84
Call of the Grand Crusade (25) || US #33 || World #96
Observed (25) || US #49 || World #100
Heartbreaker (25) || US #4 || World #4
I Choose You, Steelbreaker (25) || US #6 || World #10
I Could Say That His Cache Was Rare (25) || US #8 || World #11
To save some of you the trouble...
If you can't understand simple boss mechanics, don't apply.
If you live in tornado ally and your house is constantly without power... don't apply.
If you have a !@#$%y girlfriend who constantly complains about you playing WoW too much and not paying enough attention to her... don't apply.
If your name is Icesurfer... don't apply.
If you can't avoid flying goo and waste every single one of our battle rezzes... don't ^-*!ing apply.
If you can't put forth any effort to make your application look like it wasn't written by a five year old on Ritalin then don't apply.
If you are a Priest... take a look at your class in beta then don't apply.
If your name is Pie, you had your chance... can't apply. ;)
If your internet provider is something terrible like "Windstream"... don't apply.
If you leave us and transfer servers to get Gladiator then come back with duelist... definitely do not re-apply.
ALSO DO NOT APPLY IF YOU CONSTANTLY
- Fall into a hole
- Have your house burn down
- Having the hotel that you move into after your house burns down burn down
- Picking up a catastrophic computer virus that is impossible to remove and causes you to DC constantly
- Moving to a part of the country that does not have internet service
- Moving to a part of the country that does not have electricity
- Becoming employed at a job that conflicts with raiding
- Enrolling in a class that for some reason meets at night instead of during the day like a normal class
- Having your limb(s) crushed in a motor vehicle accident
- Having a loved one crushed in a motor vehicle accident
- Finding a girlfriend/boyfriend/other that requires you to stop playing WoW or to put your girlfriend/boyfriend/other on vent to talk to us to convince us that it isn't really your sister/brother/other
- Finding religion
- Acquiring pets that are flammable only during raids
- Running out of money and being unable to pay the electricity bill, causing them to shut down your electricity at 9 PM
- Need to spend all your time impregnating your wife
- Marching band (wtf...)
- Third year of medical school
- Ebay/craigslist for drug money
- Your school is actually a territory of North Korea and restricts all internet traffic from non-Leader related sources
- Move into a house where the microwave causes the internet to fail, said microwave is sacrosanct and cannot be turned off
- Get deployed to Iraq
- Get deployed to Applebee's
- Your house is built on the edge of a sink hole in Brazil and every time it rains your house slips closer and closer to the sink hole and you have to quit WoW because your internet falls into the sink hole
- You disappear during Mardi Gras and are never heard from again
- Get fat and decide the only way to lose weight is to quit WoW
- Get a teaching job in rural China
- Decide you hate healing and emo out
If none of these things effect you and you rave... Apply