Durotan: The Revengeance Part 3

90 Orc Warrior
11260
Oh hi. I'm Melkoran and I'm back for 5 days or something like that.

Some of my greatest achievements are creating a 26 page thread on these very forums and getting a fountain put up in Dalaran for something.

I don't recognize anyone in this game anymore.

What am I doing.
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85 Blood Elf Priest
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THAT WAS OUR FOUNTAIN, YOU RAIDLOCKING MOTHERFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Chris! <3 and Hi Melk I remember you from our epic zero light kill. :)
Edited by Enemyz on 8/11/2012 11:44 AM PDT
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Who is Melkoran?
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21 Troll Mage
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08/10/2012 02:46 PMPosted by Melkoran
What am I doing.
Starting a thread in the Durotan realm forum.
What did you do to get sent here for five days as punishment?
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90 Orc Warrior
11260
08/13/2012 12:01 AMPosted by Infandus
Who is Melkoran?


The whisper in your ear.
The pounding in your heart.
The alpha and omega.
The one who can bind you.
The one who can release you.
The one who can make your deepest desires reality.
The one who can take all you hold dear.

A savior to few.
A plague to the rest.
A God to the masses.
A servant to none.

A foe.
A lover.

Your father.
Your mother.
Your home.
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90 Pandaren Shaman
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08/13/2012 08:47 PMPosted by Melkoran
Your father.


You're not my real dad.
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Who is Galstaff?
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Who the hell is Infandus! :D
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85 Orc Hunter
10280
I just want someone to tell me who I am!
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90 Troll Shaman
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08/14/2012 03:43 PMPosted by Skorba
I just want someone to tell me who I am!
Skorba the Greek?
Grimaldur says one of the old gods.
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85 Troll Hunter
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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21 Troll Mage
3310
08/16/2012 10:03 PMPosted by Pruney
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Alexander%E2%80%94Cthulhu%E2%80%942012.png
Edited by Grímaldur on 8/17/2012 2:03 PM PDT
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90 Orc Warrior
11260
Bumping this because I'm actually back, and this thread is still on the front page. Wow these forums have gone down.
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90 Pandaren Monk
10280
10/10/2012 07:20 AMPosted by Melkoran
Wow these forums have gone down.


These forums are pretty dead now. Makes me sad.

-- Skorba
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90 Night Elf Druid
11435
Hey, Melkoran, I'm actually doing things as a Restoration druid now.

I know, I know, its terrible and a betrayal of all I hold dear, but literally all the druid caster gear is the same now, and I get instant queues. And people jump over themselves to invite you to things!
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90 Orc Warrior
11260
Hey, Melkoran, I'm actually doing things as a Restoration druid now.

I know, I know, its terrible and a betrayal of all I hold dear, but literally all the druid caster gear is the same now, and I get instant queues. And people jump over themselves to invite you to things!


I can't tell the difference between tank quest rewards and DPS quest rewards. I usually close my eyes and click on something.
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90 Pandaren Monk
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hi im melkoran, im gonna get shadowmourne then quit the game and practically kill the guild
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85 Blood Elf Paladin
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i mean im not mad or nothin i just prago god he's in advent what the !@#$ come on
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08/13/2012 12:01 AMPosted by Infandus
Who is Melkoran?


(quoted from the source)

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
While there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waitin' round the corner
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

I'm the fear that keeps you wake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
And extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start
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